It seems almost every time I go to grab a lid for my fountain drink or my coffee, the lids are stuck together in a stack. I have to fumble through the lids with my grubby hands to get one loose.
Once I break one loose, do I take the top one that my grubby right hand was on, or should I take one of the bottom ones that my grubby left hand was on? Whatever I decide, you should know I’ve got manners so I put all the lids back in the stack. I’m just being nice, it took me a while to caress separate them and I don’t want you to have the same problem.
My biggest complaint about the lid problem is that you’ve already had your grubby hands all over my drink lid before I even get there.
How do I know? I just saw you walking out of the 7-Eleven with your coffee and it had a lid on it. You had to get the lid from somewhere and I know these lids didn’t just stick together all of a sudden.
I don’t care about my grubby hands fondling your drink lids. I can’t get sick from my own germs. But the thought of your grubby hands all over my drink lid makes me think I need to drink my coffee through a straw.
At least the straws are wrapped up in paper and they’re nice and clean on the inside … or are they? (WARNING - do not steal the un-wrapped straw idea with your grubby hands, that’s my next complaint!)
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Actually you can get sick from what is on your own hands, as well as the hands of everyone else. Specially noro virus. So keep your gubby hands off my drink lids as well.
Mark on August 28th, 2007 at 8:38 am | Link
Complaints about grubby hands. lol