You may be shocked that I, of all people, would ask you to please stay at home when you truly are sick. Some of you may think I would demand you work for your pittance of a wage even when you are deathly ill.
Truth be told, it’s all about productivity. If you’re sick, go home. Stay at home. Stay away from me. Stay away from the rest of your worker bee compatriots, too.
If one of you little widget makers brings the flu to work, ten of you will have it by the end of the day. And then that ten will snot and puke all over every phone in the office and then we’ve got serious problems here at the paycheck zone.
So do me a favor, if you’re sick, call in sick.
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Nah it wouldnt suprise me, after all your compasionate or is that self centered and for all the reasons you state above and above all you don’t want to get sick yourself.
oh and dont poke your eye with the cigar!
And yeah stay home you sikos!!! cus I too dont want to get sick!
mark on January 2nd, 2008 at 5:02 pm | Link
Too bad because my boss doesn’t think like you. That son of a … what ever is torturing me right now although I am the sickest guy among all of the sickos. Jeez! God bless (or damn) my boss!!!
Song Anh Hoang on January 2nd, 2008 at 11:16 pm | Link
What I love is these sick bastards who don’t know enough to stay home come in and infect everyone else and we have to take time off that we can’t afford when they have time to spare (because they don’t know enough to stay home when they’re sick!!!) AND, get this, they send their kids to daycare with fevers because they don’t want to miss work! Dope ‘em up on pain reliever/fever reducer and send them off. That’s love.
Louba on September 6th, 2008 at 12:22 pm | Link