You may be shocked that I, of all people, would ask you to please stay at home when you truly are sick. Some of you may think I would demand you work for your pittance of a wage even when you are deathly ill.
Truth be told, it’s all about productivity. If you’re sick, go home. Stay at home. Stay away from me. Stay away from the rest of your worker bee compatriots, too.
If one of you little widget makers brings the flu to work, ten of you will have it by the end of the day. And then that ten will snot and puke all over every phone in the office and then we’ve got serious problems here at the paycheck zone.
So do me a favor, if you’re sick, call in sick.
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Nah it wouldnt suprise me, after all your compasionate or is that self centered and for all the reasons you state above and above all you don’t want to get sick yourself.
oh and dont poke your eye with the cigar!
And yeah stay home you sikos!!! cus I too dont want to get sick!
mark on January 2nd, 2008 at 5:02 pm | Link
Too bad because my boss doesn’t think like you. That son of a … what ever is torturing me right now although I am the sickest guy among all of the sickos. Jeez! God bless (or damn) my boss!!!
Song Anh Hoang on January 2nd, 2008 at 11:16 pm | Link
What I love is these sick bastards who don’t know enough to stay home come in and infect everyone else and we have to take time off that we can’t afford when they have time to spare (because they don’t know enough to stay home when they’re sick!!!) AND, get this, they send their kids to daycare with fevers because they don’t want to miss work! Dope ‘em up on pain reliever/fever reducer and send them off. That’s love.
Louba on September 6th, 2008 at 12:22 pm | Link
Well I am sick, very sick, in fact I carry the HIV virus and to make matters worse, I work as a nurse and handle needles. If my boses knew, I would probably get sacked, thank god they dont.
Adam Nancy on August 17th, 2010 at 8:09 am | Link
Please Help. I am an non-native speaker of english and I am having big problem understanding some of things I am being called by American Idiots I working with, I think maybe this entry is regarding people like me, maybe there is someone helpful and sexy who can translate in good hand.
I was recently called ‘Sick’ at my work place, but I am not ill I am in good health. The horrid dog called me this after a misunderstanding with her daugher who was playing in the office. She fell and could have got hurt but I made it better by giving her long tender kisses and telling her special thoughts I have of her. I was doing this because I love her and she is small. Her hair is yellow and that makes me happy.
why does people think I am in bad health and have viruses? My boss has told me not to return but I am huge and healthy!
Tilutr. W Af Daddy on August 17th, 2010 at 8:21 am | Link
I think you may have been wrongly suspected of being a child molester Tilutr. Dont worry about it sweety, I had the same thing here and I ended up getting signed off with Stree because people kept on throwing abuse at me. My husband, Jim Cunningham is innocent.
Betty McPhee on August 17th, 2010 at 8:32 am | Link