My Biggest Complaint About Women And Their Bags

Why is it that women always have to have all kinds of bags?
Every day, I watch these women staggering across the parking lot to the office carrying all these stupid bags.
First there is their HANDBAG. This handbag is about the size of a steamer trunk and has to weigh at least thirty pounds. The makeup alone that they “can’t do without” must weigh ten pounds.
Next, there is their LUNCH BAG. How any group of people who are always, but ALWAYS, on some kind of diet need a lunch bag the size of a suitcase is beyond me.
This brings me to their next bag. The ESSENTIALS BAG. This is the bag where they keep their walking shoes to walk at lunch time. They also keep an extra sweater in case it gets cold. The put the jacket or sweater they come to work in away in this bag if it gets too hot. They also have a change of stockings, underwear, clothing, etc., in the “essentials” bag. Not to mention enough beauty supplies and hair care products, hot combs, electric curlers, facial masks, nail polish and nail tips and repair stuff, etc., to put a salon to shame.
Then there is the PROJECT BAG. This bag holds all their current portable craft and needlepoint, knitting and other “projects” they want to work on at lunch time when they are not eating all the food from their LUNCH BAG and can’t walk because their walking shoes (from their “ESSENTIALS” bag) don’t look quite right with their outfit.
In addition to the above mentioned bags, most women also carry a bag called their “EMERGENCY BAG”. This is where they keep all the other stuff they might need in case they have to flee the country or run from some natural disaster. This bag contains enough medical supplies, ointments, bandaids, sunblock, happy pills, menstrual cramp aids and feminine hygeine products to stock the pharmacy of a third world country hospital.
There are also SNACK BAGS (to hold whatever does not fit in the LUNCH BAG), BOOK BAGS (for reading up on the latest diets and ways to prevent medical emergencies - like breaking a nail), and CATCH-ALL BAGS for anything else that won’t fit into all the other bags.
What these BAG LADIES don’t realize is that carrying all these bags makes them look like:
A. Homeless people.
B. Refugees fleeing from oppression.
C. Women who have no office of their own to keep all this crap in because they will never get promoted to a job where they have an office of their own because the corportate image does not include BAG LADIES.

Enough of these bags!!! I carry a credit and debit card for all my needs.