We’ve been at this sh!t for two years now. If you haven’t figured it out by now, you shouldn’t be allowed to vote.
We are less than 30 days from the election of the leader of the free world. Yes, it’s a pretty big deal. If you are truly undecided about something this prolific, you are […]
Short and sweet… my biggest complaint about drugs in the drinking water is that I don’t live in any of the affected cities.
I’m not being trite about it and saying “oh, dude, I’d love some dope in my tap water”. Nope, not what I’m talking about.
I do wish they put prozac in the water. Especially […]
Okay, so I’ve spent the holiday at my in-laws who don’t have internet (maybe another complaint??) and it’s taken two me days to get to a Starbucks with an internet connection to be able to post, so just think of this as a time delayed post.
Can we just get new boxes next year? We’re all […]
Ah, yes. A G-Rated movie. The no-look pass for a parent. You can’t wrong with a G-Rated movie can you?
That’s what I thought, too, until I spent two hours dealing with death and indecisive female heroine characters during a full family outing to see Mr. Magorium’s (Morbid Death Experience) Wonder Emporium.
I’m not going to review […]
I’m not really sure how much I have to write about this one.
I will say this, there is no better way to say to “compensating” than hanging big ugly balls from your trailer hitch. If ever there was a woman who looked at a big balls trailer hitch and said, “That’s the man for me!” […]
No, I’m not bashing gays. I’m not bashing gay wizards either.
I am bashing writers who think having mysterious, questionably gay characters in children’s books does anything for plot or storyline whatsoever.
So Albus Dumbledore is gay. I don’t care, but I didn’t need to know that. Neither did anybody else really. It doesn’t do anything for […]
Professionals should hire other professionals to help them, not hurt them. Criss Angel’s wardrobe is laughable but his hair is a tragedy.
Is this like a gay/emo Carrot Top thing? Annoy people with a hairdo so they remember who you are?
My biggest complaint about his hairdo is that it is a “hairdo”. Guys should not have […]
I just spent the day at Busch Gardens - Europe and that happens to be my biggest complaint about the whole thing.
I’ve been going to Busch Gardens since I was a kid back in the 70’s when it opened. As far back as I can remember it’s always been “Busch Gardens - The Old Country”. […]
I came home tonight, October 1, 30 days away from Halloween, to find my neighbor’s yard littered with tombstones and ghosts hanging from trees.
Mind you, this is 30 days before Halloween. And that’s my biggest complaint about the whole thing. This is totally premature for Halloween.
This kind of thing has been going on for weeks, […]
Shocker. Michael Vick smokes pot and failed a drug test and has now been sentenced to house arrest.
House arrest for celebrities is a bad thing? Although Michael Vick may not have a strip pole in his living room to enjoy like Paris Hilton did when she was on house arrest, I’m thinking it might not […]
So here I am trying to get pumped up with some pre-game music before the release of High School Musical 2 tonight. I want to blast some of my kids favorite High School Musical tunes from iTunes, not my iPod. Which leads me to…
My biggest complaint about iTunes is that it splits album tracks that […]
My husband cannot open a box of cereal without ripping it to shreds to save his life. Racoons could do a better job.
I have watched him open the box many times before and I can’t figure it out. He starts out like he’s supposed to, but somewhere along the line things get torn to hell […]
Yes, this is a picture of a busted coffee cup. A busted coffee cup from the Virginia Tech 1999 Undefeated Football Season that I accidentally dropped in the driveway 3 years ago on the first day of football season. A busted coffee cup that my husband picked up piece by piece and of which the […]
I think you should consider it an honor that someone registered to complain about your complaint. That's a big score. Was it the cellulite complaint that did it? I would have thought it was the cheap jew stereotype one. You never know what will get people fired up and cause them to take action.
On Complaints About My Complaints at 2007-12-28 16:18:21
@complaint999, chicks don't don't fart in public "overthere"? What's more prudish? No cracks in bathroom stalls or women who don't free-up.
On American Public Bathrooms - Not Private at 2007-09-27 19:28:11
My deal is that whatever cute cat picture someone wants me to look at is usually buried somewhere at the end of 30 or more comments in the the email so I have to scroll to the bottom to figure out what the hell is going on. The email has been turned into a bulletin board thread by the time it gets to me. If someone is forwarding text like some cute joke, I might spend a minute or more trying to locate the original source within the huge thread of comments.
On My Mother's Emails at 2007-09-27 16:20:00
@DBlock, easy killer. I said like "Wife Swap". That means he's confined to my house and I get to go to his house and help feed the dogs.
On House Arrest For Celebrities at 2007-09-27 16:11:16
Are you serious there is no paper money in new Monopoly games? I've taught my kids how to count cash with Monopoly money. Depressing.
On Cash Considered Obsolete at 2007-09-27 15:04:16
Because it's the modern version of Chinese/Japanese foot binding disguised as an economic decision by the male dominated corporate hierarchy that is in complete denial of the fact that all human feet are getting bigger. We're getting taller and our feet our getting bigger and they don't like it. So they deny it. They still want us to cram into a 6 and shut up. They don't care about pigeon toes, hammer toes or basic pain on a daily basis that a man could never take. They just want small women and small feet. The worst part is that those a-holes have feet that are getting bigger, too. But there are plenty of sizes 11 and 12 laying around for men. In fact they've launched an underground, locker room campaign about increased shoe sizes - "big feet equals big you know what - (wink, wink honey)???" Please. Shut up and get me this in an 11 narrow, shoeboy.
On Women's Shoe Sizes at 2007-09-05 04:35:43
@Redneck, not only did you steal what was going to be my next complaint about the inner bags of cereal, but now you're making me show my cards on the complaint I had ready after that one - my husband must have the box in front of him because he likes to read the box while he's eating the cereal. It doesn't matter what the box is or that he's read the box the other 5 times he has eaten cereal from the box. The box must be in front of him while he is eating the cereal. The truly scary part is that our kids seem to be mesmerized by the cereal box during the meal as well.
On My Husband Who Can't Open Cereal Boxes Correctly at 2007-08-08 19:12:14
I read this complaint some time ago and it has been in the back of my mind every time I head through the check out. I'm over it. This is so out of control with my grocery store that I finally had to politely confront them about not putting most of my groceries like milk, beer, juice and water in bags anymore. The cashier said the new store policy is to only give customers a bag for items that have a handle if the customer requests a bag because "bags cost money". 80% of the items I bought this evening had handles, if you really want to consider them handles. Milk has a handle - so I can hold on to and pour it out of the carton, not so I can carry it and 20 other things to my car and make 5 extra trips into my house so the grocery store can save a little cash on giving the customer a bag. I'm just thankful the employee gave me an honest answer instead of something like "we're trying to save the environment". You're trying to lose a customer, that's what you're trying to do. I'm no accountant and I don't really know how much bags cost. But I bet it's cheaper to give bags to customers for everything than it is to find a new customer.
On Grocery Store Baggers at 2007-08-04 01:56:10
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