I understand that this election is one filled with anxiety, angst and deep-rooted political view. However, I have found that my Pro-McCain view is landing me in some hot water.
The Obama voters sure are worked up over their candidate, and I for one, am very glad to see such a voter passion! I mean, […]
I'm with KW - a former smoker. Weak? Youbet. Too weak to quit? No - but weak enough to find the calling every day.
On Smokers Who Can't Quit Smoking at 2008-11-04 04:05:48
PD is a real disease and needs to be cured... :)
On Premature Halloween Decorations at 2008-11-04 03:59:45
You, as a computer "fixer" are a moron. Any IT tech knows that tightening the cable improves the quality of the video/sound/whatever feed.
On Overtightened Computer Peripheral Cables at 2008-11-04 03:58:14
This IS a way of getting it out without losing your cool or becoming confrontational.
On Complaining at 2008-11-04 03:57:07
I'm with rico - I used to work in IT, and I threw the notes away. They always called me. I told them why I threw it away. I also told them I would be back, so choose a password you'll remember. Under the keyboards, under the edge of the monitor, right under the desk...first places I look.
On Logins And Passwords Stickied To Your Computer at 2008-11-04 03:33:13
Mark doesn't know how to operate the simple up-down locks. He likes his new remote. What happens when the batteries DO die and he needs to use his *gasp* keys to get in?
On Cars Honking When Locked With The Remote at 2008-11-04 03:30:53
Really? Automatic flushers are so that people don't actually TOUCH the handles of the toilet when your hands are at their dirtiest. You couldn't figure that out?
On Automatic Flushing Toilets at 2008-11-04 03:21:38
Bring your own re-usable bag and bag your own stuff.
On Bagging One Item Per Bag At The Grocery Store at 2008-11-04 03:14:49
Use "dumber" language. Don't get all techy on her.
On My Cyber-Illiterate Mom at 2008-11-04 03:12:31
I agree with Rod. This would be a good time to say "society should respect women more than use them to adorn magazine covers." Teach the kid a lesson. And then suggest what it would look like with Mommy on the cover. Kids laughs, pressure's off, have a nice day.
On Convenience Store Check Out Magazine Racks at 2008-11-04 03:11:39
The difference between swiping the card and choosing "debit" or "credit" is the amount of time it takes for the transaction to got through your account. Credit transactions take days sometimes to show, and are referred to as a "hold". So I don't choose credit. Debit transactions show right away.
On Banks That Use ATM Cards For Identification at 2008-11-04 03:09:05
What the hell did you keep going back for? No Dunkin Donuts? No Starbucks, even? You LIKED the treatment, and wanted more. I wouldn't have kept my mouth shut. You, on the other hand, must like to be dominated.
On 7-eleven Harassment From Manager At 19001 Bushard St/Garfield Huntington Beach, CA at 2008-11-04 02:55:15
Prozac, contraceptives and anti-obesity drugs! W00t!
On Drugs In The Drinking Water at 2008-11-04 02:46:12
But what do you do when they aren't singing "YMCA"? You know, the OTHER part of the song????
On "Y.M.C.A." - Standardized The "C." at 2008-11-04 02:45:10
It is so that they can answer "viewer e-mail" right from the desk.
On Newscasters With Laptops at 2008-11-04 02:41:32
If your wages are being garnished, it means they waited almost a year before acting on their warnings. They gave chances and let you know your options. 25% hurts, don't it? Believe me, I know.
On New York State Higher Education Services Corporation at 2008-11-04 02:22:09
LOL - what's the interest payment on a NEW machine?
On Apple Credit "Instant Approval" at 2008-11-04 02:18:22
*puff* "Like, I dunno man, let's make it like. really like, hip and like, you know, abstract-y looking." *puff* "Radical, man."
On The RUBBISH Logo - 2012 London Olympic Games at 2008-11-04 02:03:38
Mmmmm 2 a.m. 7-11 Taquitos....
On Customer Service - No Hot Dogs at 2008-11-04 02:00:47
LOL@Earthlink.
On Making Me Fill Out An Allowed Sender Form To Reply To Email at 2008-11-04 01:45:07
Oooh, don't forget the Hannah Montana trash!
On Christmas Presents For Little Girls at 2008-11-04 01:38:29
Those Doritos were Mountain Dew flavored, btw. And I likes me Ranch....
On Ranch Dressing at 2008-11-04 01:23:56
Be even more pro-active and bring your own re-usable bag and bag your own shit. OR, ask for paper bags and then a plastic one for the milk.
On Grocery Store Baggers at 2008-11-04 01:22:45
Really? Because nothing on the Internet is real, right? Like, oh I don't know - your job, girlfriend, and sex life? Bugger off.
On My Political View at 2008-11-04 01:18:50
At the price of a 64 oz, might as well get a two liter and put a straw in it.
On Extreme Soft Drink Cup Sizes at 2008-11-04 01:15:46
Agreed! Standard charging/connection cables for all peripherals!
On Non-Standard USB Sockets at 2008-11-04 01:13:08
Actually, you SHOULD know how far your car can go once the light comes on - for those "you never know" stretches of road/ghetto areas where you can't pull over right away. Drive it till it dies. Just make sure you have a full gas can (what's THAT?!) in the back.
On Low Gas Light Freak-Outs at 2008-11-04 01:10:58
It is always the sickly thin ones or the older ones. It is ALWAYS too cold. I work as an educator, so I am up and moving, and guess what? It gets damn hot when I move around. I know you're a secretary, but GET UP AND MOVE AROUND.
On The Office Thermostat at 2008-11-04 01:07:40
Why is hypocrite such a misspelled word? So weed is ok, but coke isn't? Mmmmkay.
On Vegetarians On Coke at 2008-11-04 01:04:28
I dont care if they wear them, I care when they start talking randomly. Bluetoother: "Hey, so about that money I owe you.." Me: "Uh, yeah?" Bluetoother: "Wanna meet up at the bar again?" Me, realizing what's going on: "Arrrrrrgh!"
On Bluetooth Headsets And People Who Won't Take Them Off - Ever at 2008-11-04 00:43:06
It's called "work". Sleeping is for nighttime, work is for day. Get it?
On Daylight Savings Time Ending at 2008-11-04 00:37:08
Amen!
On Strategic Voters at 2008-11-04 00:36:16
Learn the word "no".
On About Being A Parent at 2008-11-04 00:34:33
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