• Heelys Kids Shoes, Or Roller Skates, Or Whatever They Are

    I swear there is nothing more annoying than people who wear Heelys in public. If you want to wear Heelys in the privacy of your own home, that’s your business. But in public they should be banned, just like skateboards, and roller blades, and scooters.
    When I see some kid rolling toward me in […]

  • Chevy Giving $1000 College Football Scholarships

    Don’t get me wrong, I think it’s great that General Motors Chevrolet division gives $1000 scholarships to each college who plays NCAA football on television. If you’ve ever watched a college game, in the 4th quarter the announcers announce one “most valuable player” from each team and then give $1000 to his college’s general […]

  • Antique Vehicle License Plates

    As much as it annoys me, my home state, Virginia has an annual safety inspection. It covers basic things like ensuring that your car actually stops, that it won’t carbon monoxide poison your kids in the back seat due to leaky exhaust, that your brake lights work so that the cars behind you don’t […]

  • “Murdering” Animals

    Thanks to the seemingly non-stop coverage of the Michael Vick case today, I’ve heard several analyst and commentators say “Murdering Animals”.
    You can’t murder an animal. People can murder people but we can’t murder animals.
    We can execute animals or kill animals, but we can’t murder them.
    Murder is reserved for us.

  • Karl Rove

    Karl Rove is the most recent butt-buddy of George Bush to leave the White House. He leaves at the tail end of a long string of corrupt and incompetent White House Staff members who have ruined not only this country, but the entire planet. Virtually every Bush’s staff member (current and past) were […]

    • I think it's ironic when people talk about how the "Mexicans" are taking everybody's jobs, as if the Mexicans are taking the really good high paying jobs. My experience is that the people that usually say these sorts of things are fat lazy racist white people, who don't have jobs because they are too lazy to work or to work hard enough to get promoted. They complain because the Mexicans are willing to take the jobs that they feel are beneath them. So they do nothing or what they do, they don't do well. Ironic. When is the last time you went into a hospital, or lawyers office, or university and saw a bunch of Mexican doctors, lawyers, and professors? Whew boy, let me tell you, the last time i went to my doctors office, none of the doctors even spoke English. Phew, Congress, where are you going to find a white guy around there. Dang nappit, the problem with this country is that all the Mexicans are tenured college professors........

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