I've said that old democracy war cry of a cliche many times before - "People died so you could have the right to cast your vote!" I believe that. But I'm damn sure as hell certain that nobody fought and died thinking you would not have your mind made up by the time you got out of your car at the polling place If you are that uncertain about who to vote for, don't vote. Better not to vote than to go off half cocked from some flyer somebody handed you at the last second.

The marketing job Corona has done with an absolutely horrible piss-water beer is amazing. Beer and fruit are not meant to go together.

Poker on TV ain't poker. Poker is all about the bluff. Like you said, if you can't see faces, how much bluff is there? They had better bluffers on "To Tell The Truth".

It's bad when you're proof-reading the sign holders.

There's a fine line here. You should never return a call on your missed calls list that you don't know. We've been through that before. But if everybody would quit leaving voicemails that say "call me" this dude would be much more likely to listen to his voicemails that were from the unknown calls on his list It's phone spam, like he said. Just junking the box up and wasting time.

Starbucks ain't beer. If I'm on a beer run, everybody's drinking what I'm buying and the beer is sold in large easy to carry quanties like 24 beers and 24 beers. No such thing at Starbucks. They got that big ass coffee holder pseudo big gulp thing, but that's no good because nobody drinks the same thing from Starbucks anyway. I would never get anybody anything from Starbucks except a black cup of coffee. Tall, short, grande, venti whatever the hell... large medium and small. Besides not being able to carry more than 4 cups like you mentioned, most Starbucks orders are just too complicated to remember.

Not only can you send an emergency sheet or two under the stall, you can also pass the sports section back and forth. But whatever you do, like DBlock said, don't talk on your cell phone when you're in the stall. That's just rude.

Damn friggin' straight. Tell it like it is.

Are you saying these people are speaking "without knowledge" or are you saying your co-workers speak with poor grammar, diction and pronunciation? For example, let's say you meant your co-workers speak with poor grammar and are difficult for customers or clients to understand. That's not speaking ignorantly. That's just speaking poorly. Now let's say a racist white guy brands his co-workers as being guilty of "ignorant speaking" when he really meant his co-workers speak poorly. In that case, the racist white guy would be speaking ignorantly because he would be speaking about something of which he had no knowledge, namely the correct definition of the word "ignorant". Just an example but do you see the diff?

I agree, this is a horrible plan. You should not wait until later in the night to meet this girl. You and your friend should just pick her up at the dinner she's having with her boyfriend. That sounds more convenient and then she can match both of you up side by side. If that won't work, just see if the boyfriend can bring her over to your house early so you can meet her because otherwise you could waste an entire night on this.

aa said: [quote]Do you eat chicken, beef, fish, etc.?[/quote] I think you're right, humans should limit animal fights to animals they eat. I'm all for the chicken, beef and fish fights! The problem with chickens is that hens don't fight, they just sit around and lay eggs. Now roosters - those bastards will fight. Only problem is cock fighting is illegal just like dog fighting so now we're back to square one. On to the beef fights. Cows - no chance in hell. They just sit there staring at each other chewing cud. Bulls would work fine, but you can't stuff two bulls in a dark basement on a Friday night. It just won't work. Now we're left with fish fights. This is just a spectator nightmare. Unless you want to put two male betas in a tank together and watch them go at it you've got nothing. So we're back to dog fights and that's just some sick sh*t any way you look at it.

dw17 said: [quote]Educate me...so my suit should not have a liner...I should wear underwear under my suit?[/quote] Don't wear a damn thing under your suit! Trunks are all you need. Do women have anything under their bikinis? Cut the liner right out. Never wear underwear, that's worse than the liner. You'll be a lot happier.

Finally!!! I know I'm not crazy. The worst offenders seem to be local ads that attempt to blend in with the nationally syndicated ads. I could sit in a room, close my eyes and tell you when the local commercial comes on by the volume change alone.