You know what… **** talking about Michigan, they don’t matter anyway.
I’m just going to limit this to Florida. Let me get the logic straight:
Florida chose to break the rules and move their primary up
Florida sued the DNC already and lost
Florida wants a re-do and they want someone else to pay for it
Now let’s back up […]
“Crucial”? Is that what we’re left with? “Crucial Tuesday”? Who in the living hell came up with that one?
For those napping and who plan to wake up and vote in November, I’m talking about the apparent new nickname for the primaries coming up this Tuesday in Texas and Ohio.
It’s got to be the same people/company […]
Please.
Like clockwork.
Here we go again.
Ralph Nader was cool when we needed seat belts in cars and manufacturers were too stupid to put them in there. Ralph Nader was funny when we didn’t have legitimate presidential candidates.
Why this year, Ralph? Are you jealous of the grassroots support for Ron Paul?
Ron Paul should be the idiot third […]
Oh boy, here we go. We’re like 20 minutes into the first primary results from New Hampshire and I just heard it… “blah, blah, blah… you can’t go into four corners and try to the run the clock out.” WTF did he just say? Presidential politics is like basketball?
Does he even know you can’t do […]
If we could just ban the “tough on crime” as a political ad mantra, we could probably save 15 seconds per commercial. That’s a good thing.
Nobody would ever run on a platform “Weak On Crime”. Spare me that one speech and let’s move on to something more important.
You can tell me how weak on crime […]
It never fails. I’m on the edge of my seat for some whacked out plot of a Stephen King movie and then it happens. Just like it did when I was watching a commercial for the new Stephen King movie last night.
They show the monster.
That’s my biggest complaint about Stephen King movies. They show the […]
I realize Hillary and Obama raised something like 20 million each in the last quarter, but Ron, this is not good.
“Grass Roots” campaigns are one thing, scotch taping hand made signs to an electric box are another. This kind of thing might have worked for class president or a ride home from college on spring […]
My biggest complaint about English as the official language of the United States is surprisingly, not directed at Spanish speaking people.
My biggest complaint about English as the official language of the United States is directed at… the English.
We were done with the English 231 years ago. I think it’s about time we quit speaking their […]
How in the hell could there even be a possibility that the Presidency of The United States could become a pre-school pattern?
We can’t do any better than this? I’m just talking mathematics here. Forget policy, forget scandals. Just concentrate on the mathematics.
Out of the millions of people that could run for President, we’re stuck on […]
Why can’t gay Republicans just be openly gay?
Oh, wait a minute - must be that whole “Republicans = Anti Gay” thing the Republican party has been winning elections with recently. “No gay marriage”, “No gays in the military”, “No gay hair dressers”… the list goes on and on. I’m sure they stuck “no gay elected […]
I can’t take it any longer. I stood by quietly when CNN got rid of all the ugly people that could report like Aaron Brown and replaced them with sexy hotties. I stood by when CNN gave the hotties hour long shows of nothingness that were completely devoid of any worthwhile content.
But the chit chat […]
You’ve got to be kidding me? He’s resigning? A couple of senate hearings, a few perjured statements here and there and he’s done? What kind of fight was that?
My biggest complaint about Alberto Gonzales resigning? He’s just trying to steal the thunder from the Michael Vick plea deal.
It’s the one thing Democrat and Republican candidates have in common - they both need my money. Once a day I get a call from one of the hundred or so candidates still left in the race. From both parties. From the total no-chancers like Tom Tancredo all the way up to Hillary. It […]
I love NPR, can’t stand the music interludes between stories. There I am driving down the road listening to A Class reporting on the Iraq War or some other horrible genocidal rage somewhere in the world and then WHAMMO! Some flutey violin thing starts playing.
Once I got lucky after a report about recent international terrorism […]
Just say it, “Illegal Immigrants”. Don’t give me any crap about it either.
No matter what side of the immigration debate you find yourself, the focus of the debate is on those who are here illegally. It’s not a debate about their documentation so don’t call them “undocumented”.
For now, I don’t care if you are for […]
I’ve noticed women’s clothing being labeled sizes XS, S, M, L, XL lately. This creates a no win situation for any man stupid enough to be lured into this simple tagging system.
Women’s clothing is supposed to be numerical. Men can never remember what size their wife is, so it would seem clothing manufacturers have switched […]
Bummer, Ron Paul couldn’t get in a single punch in last’s night’s debate. They shoved him off to the end of the row and then the party stuffed a sock in it. “Mr. Character” was a no show. Ron had way more fun on the Daily Show last night.
I saw somebody call Ron Paul the […]
Al, you’ve got to be kidding. Your post about public financing of elections is not going to get you anywhere.
Haven’t read it yet? Don’t, unless you want a good laugh like you haven’t had from Al since Stuart Smalley.
Al Franken is running for Senate in MN and has suddenly become “painfully aware of the […]
Al Michaud of Dover, New Hampshire snubbed Mit Romney at breakfast this AM and said
“I am one person who will not vote for a Mormon,” the man, identified by the Associated Press as Al Michaud, said to Romney as he approached Michaud’s table. (CNN)
Romney scored points by asking Al Michaud, “Can I shake your hand […]
Hillary Clinton is asking for a vote to decide her campaign song . She can’t do this on her own? How are you going to be president when you can’t pick a song from your iPod?
Her choices are all terrible for her campaign.
Two of the choices are U2 songs, “City of Blinding Lights” and “Beautiful […]
Ron, what in the hell are you thinking? Are you trying to be the “Admiral Stockdale” of this election?
If you missed it, here’s what former republican presidential hopeful Ron Paul had to say
They attack us because we have been over there. We have been bombing Iraq for 10 years. We have been in […]
I wasn't watching Dreamcatcher when I thought of this complaint, but I've seen it many times. It was a great movie for me until Stephen King had to start wrapping things up and figure out something with the main monster. The little monsters that came out of people's asses while they were on the toilet was fine. But no DBlock, the British accent didn't help the stupid look of the main monster either.
On Stephen King Movies at 2007-10-28 01:13:44
Idaho must be so proud to have one Senator named "Crapo" and the other Senator named "FullofCrapo".
On Toe Tapping Senator Larry Craig at 2007-10-05 17:18:36
WARNING: To the first person who suggests we speak Klingon, you may instigate further original complaints.
On English As The Official Language Of The United States at 2007-10-02 01:51:57
We are nurturers. We like vulnerability, too. Snot and vomit cut away at the outer layers and reveal the vulnerable man underneath.
On Calling In Sick at 2007-10-02 00:39:18
This is when you should hit on those hot chicks from work.
On Calling In Sick at 2007-10-02 00:11:28
If we didn't have cracks in the stalls, or at least partitions that did not go all the way to the floor, it would make it much harder to spot the pervert toe tappers.
On American Public Bathrooms - Not Private at 2007-09-25 21:22:17
@DBlock, at least they got screenshots with some of your excellent titles including "Dumping During A Phone Call" and "Hot Women At Work". Classics! I like the look. I can almost see my belly button ring on my user page.
On The Old Design Of My Biggest Complaint at 2007-09-21 20:49:35
At least they're pairing you with chicks and you're not suffering like this guy. I hate the office sex rumors, too. I've always thought the office setting sex scene rumors prove that people are basically just horndogs and given enough time would probably fall in love with or have sex with anyone within arm's reach. I think your "baseless office rumor" is part of the office horndog trickle-down effect.
On Baseless Office Rumors at 2007-09-21 18:47:45
At least with Obama, you don't have this issue. Cigarettes, weed, "blow" (as he called it) - it doesn't matter, Obama's been there - done that.
On Politicians Who Didn't Inhale at 2007-08-27 17:19:57
I think mybiggestcomplaint needs a female membership drive just for you. Maybe if they did that, you could weed through the females more easily because you would know what they don't like which is the hardest thing to figure out in a relationship anyway. You could check their votes and comments and you would never have to leave your house, work or that uncomfortable train you can't sleep on. You won't run into anymore problems like being the 5th wheel or having to deal with these mastermind friends of yours. I don't think they intended this to be a dating site but it could work for you. I want you to be the first person to get laid by complaining. ;-)
On My Friend's Brilliant Plans at 2007-08-16 13:29:41
hamilton said: [quote]I would be very interested to know if anyone else can hear the Apple guy verify or repeat threats on that video. I sure can't.[/quote] @hamilton, 14 seconds into the video the employee very clearly states "I said 'If you want to throw down'." If I have that said to me by a store employee - whether I'm at fault or not, that's obviously a threat. I've also read your comment that talked about calling security. It is what it is. The employee verified, quite condescendingly and affirmatively that he did say those words. Bottom line, those words could be construed as nothing but a threat and they are clearly audible.
On My Bent MacBook Pro - Apple Confirms All MacBook Pros Are Bent at 2007-08-13 22:41:20
I almost threw up in my car before I could pull over to the side of the road and puke the other day when I was listening to a Presidential press conference and heard George Bush say he was exploring a corporate tax rate reduction to see if that would help keep jobs in the country. What? Give the same corporations who are outsourcing and offshoring as you point out even more of a tax reduction and use the very problem they have created as the reason for the reduction? Why don't we just get the Army to wipe their ass when they take a crap, too?
On Outsourcing And Offshoring at 2007-08-13 21:19:48
As a "trick hoe", I can tell you this looks just as bad from the fem side of things. The hypocritical gentleman that asks you to do the dirty work at the expense of a cheap shot looks like a lazy ass bully to me and my trick hoe sistas.
On Hypocritical Gentlemen at 2007-08-02 13:29:39
Being someone who is ogled constantly, I think you have a valid complaint. Although you're hot and I now consider you my friend, you're taking the right step by trying to keep it in your pants. Don't get involved with people at work. This is really hard to do because people are basically horndogs and will think they've fallen in love with almost anyone anywhere if they are confined with them long enough. Take prison for example. Work is work, leave it at that. There are other plenty of us hot chicks elsewhere.
On Hot Women at Work at 2007-07-28 02:03:00
God, I always knew you were British. I think you probably sound like C3PO, too. Not George Burns.
On Religion - Cause Of Conflict at 2007-07-13 05:30:41
Your dad's biggest complaint - "My kid won't move out and leave me alone."
On Dad Walking Around Telling Me What To Do at 2007-07-13 05:21:25
macaddict said: [quote]Why doesn't the "right," whatever that is, chose a better spokesperson?[/quote] Because I'm so freaking hot. Plain and simple. Have you seen anything remotely close to my hotness in the pantheon of the Republican party? There's your answer, macaddict. And BTW, I've got really hot underwear like the leopard skin in your avatar.
On Ann Coulter - Hateful Nastiness at 2007-07-03 04:39:37
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