Okay… I’m a snacker, no, not a slacker, a snacker. Most embarassingly (is that a word?), I LOVE to snack on croutons. Yes, croutons. They’re crunchy, a tiny bit salty, low in fat, saturated fat free, have protein (how, I don’t know), garlicky and a tiny bit cheesy! YUM! But, what the heck is […]
What’s with these guys on my Sheriff’s Workforce who do the city’s bothersome land maintenance? These are public highways guys! Get out of the middle of the road and my way with that freakin weedwacker!
I could hit and seriously injure you! Stay up on the grassy median… you know the stuff you’re supposed to […]
There are people who are stupid because they can’t help it, and there are people who are lazy. I can’t decide the category in which those who leave less than four ice cubes in an ice tray belong.
Do they do this because their mom never yelled at them and failed to tell them to fill […]
Actually, in this pic the balls look like a dog bone. I guess that's what you can at least tell your kids next time.
On Big Balls Trailer Hitches at 2007-11-09 16:37:36
Oh trophy wife, this appears to be a mighty jeep or truck of some sort in this picture. The men that hang these bag o' balls are all small men, of western (or wish they were western) descent, with tacky tight jeans and diirty dip in their pocket. Bag O' Ball men... I agree with trophy wife... please tell use more. And what's with the golf balls hanging in a sock... can those of you who hang sock o' balls really not afford a legitimate Bag o' Balls or plastic-type version?
On Big Balls Trailer Hitches at 2007-11-09 16:35:31
Yep... it's just like the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree. Kids: "Auntie, why does Charlie Brown only get to have a dead tree without any green stuff?" Auntie: "I guess because he waited too long go get a tree." Kids: "But why didn't his Mommy and Daddy take hime to get a tree before all the good trees were taken?" Auntie: "Because maybe they had to do things." Kids: "Like what kind of things?" Auntie: "I don't know, maybe they were busy boozing it up or something." Kids: "Oh."
On "It's The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown" at 2007-11-02 13:26:53
They're cute & kids love them! I just know... you're the type that goes coasting down the interstate and all of a sudden one of those cow billboards pops right up... you know, cows on ladders, cows on fences, cows kicking like Rockettes. You start to drool... just thinking about those tastey, deep fried chicken sandwiches with that golden toasted bun and single slice of pickle... see it works... THE COWS ROCK!
On The Chick-Fil-A Cows at 2007-09-28 16:11:16
I suggest "ungrateful temps/ workers/ employees, etc." = nincompoops! I love it! It rocks!
On Temp/Contract Employees Who Complain About "The Boss" at 2007-08-10 14:11:29
Self-tanning products are CRAP... and look just like dog SH*T!!! I don't care what you use, it all looks the same. Isn't part of having "a little color" or "a super tan" the fun you have at the beach, pool or wherever you get it, while you get it?! I mean, it's kind of like a short-lasting reminder or souvenir of a great day at the beach with your family or friends, or a vacation. I just don't understand why someone would feel so compelled to change their skin color that they'd rub artificial dyes (which are probably just as harmful to the human body as the sun) into their skin. I'll be the first to admit that I used a tanning cream when i was a junior in igh school.. AND DID I END UP LOOKING LIKE A FREAKIN IDIOT! I even knew I looked bad!
On People Who Use Self-Tanning Creams at 2007-08-10 14:05:35
Ricky26, you are so right on! Twenty years ago, they were all over the place! How hilarious it is now for me to see one... ACTUALLY BEING USED!!!! I usually see the all over the highway. I guess it's because at some point in the ride, the lazy-ass, non-planning loser looks in the back and sees leakage all over the place. Then guess what? He tosses the thing out the window... probably heads to Kmart (not Target, because they don't sell beer), buys a real cooler, and dashes off to his eventual destination (three hours later).
On Styrofoam Coolers at 2007-07-30 18:23:02
It might be a stretch, but this is like my hair stylist (cutter), although I DON'T particularily want to be her friend. I can't stand it if she talks & tries to carry on a full blown conversation with me while she's hacking away at my hair! I know she's just trying to be nice, but the only thing that'll bring me back is a good haircut... not knowing her life story! So please stop the smll talk... and pay the hell attention to what you're doing!
On My Dental Hygienist That Wants To Have A Conversation at 2007-07-30 18:10:48
I HATE this! I think it must happen to me more than the average person... always makes me feel like the the multipusher is insinuating that my push on the elevator button wasn't good enough to get the damn elevator to pick me up, not to mention both of us!
On Elevator Buttons at 2007-07-20 14:02:13
dDub, you are alone.
On People Who Put On Their Blinkers Getting On The Highway at 2007-07-19 20:53:34
Don't even start me on this one... The last time I bought gas at Wawa I got so confused beacuse of the noise, that I nearly drove away without paying because I thought I already had. A voice talks to you also while you're pumping. When it spoke to me I began to speak back, a guy next to me looked at me like I was nuts & I realized it was recording. GOSH!!! What's even worse is the name of the place, "Wawa"... couldn't they think of something better. Maybe they were just trying to have a name way, way differnt from 7-11. Gosh, I don't know?!
On Wawa Cash Register Sounds at 2007-07-19 20:50:40
But then it'd be like they weren't really putting down what you were doing or saying, but like they were indifferent to it. I fully agree with "?". I hate this. In fact, when someone says it to me, I think, 'Great! Sort of like what I have to say or do isn't really all that bad to you. Not that I care, but hey, thanks... you sort of approve.'
On "I Could Care Less" at 2007-07-17 15:17:04
People who call in sick on Mondays are the same people who never take a FULL week vacation, but take a million "2 days off her and there" (adding up to way more than the traditional time allowed), and then claim that they "didn't take a vacation all year". All these people make me sick! Wake up idoits! You've been on vacation all year. Maybe in your next life you can have a job like Diane Sawyer... she's always on vacation!
On You Calling In Sick On Mondays at 2007-07-17 13:39:36
Do these people wear these things when they sleep too? Are they waterproof for the shower?
On Cell Phone Users: You Don't HAVE TO Answer It at 2007-06-06 14:39:35
Nopatience, this person is clueless and although I generally like my neighbors, these kinds of neighbors SUCK! These people have no sense and are totally incapable of entertaining themselves. I don't know about you, but I wouldn't DARE do this, not in a million, trillion years... no way, no how! If you're someone out there who has the nerve to even knock on someone's door (or call on the phone for that matter) when you just know they're getting ready to sit down for a family dinner YOU'RE RUDE TO THE TENTH DEGREE!
On My Neighbor Who Shows Up At Dinner Time at 2007-06-06 14:33:13
Oh, now these people ARE nuts... maybe they're the same ones who hang back at grocery lines! This happens to me all the time... it's almost like the people trying to enter the elevator don't see me or something?!?! I mean it, even if I stand all the way up at the door opening. The second the doors open, BAM!!!! I'm bombarded by freaks trying to get where they're going faster than if they had used the stairs! LET UP PEOPLE!
On People Who Get On The Elevator Before They Let You Get Off at 2007-06-04 14:25:01
You are right on! These people suck! It's like, MAKE UP YOUR MIND! YOU'RE MAKING MER NERVOUS! I worked in a grocery store the ENTIRE time I was in college and my goodness, we cashiers know EXACTLY what these people are doing... they're waiting for some cashier to majically open up her (or his) register and start checkin' away... NOT ON YOUR LIFE, BUDDY! If a cashier's not ringin' someone up, or lookin' for a price, it's probably because she doesn't really feel like it... certainly not for some line-changing, donut-buying, grocery store wanderer!
On People Who Hang Back At The Grocery Line at 2007-05-25 19:49:49
Oh my goodness!!! The previous owner of my home (since 1995) was the original owner. According to many neighbors, he was THE fix-it man! I live in a lovely home, only one MAJOR problem... for some dumbass reason Mr. Fix-It installed (or re-installed) all of the electric sockets upside down. ALL OF THE ELECTRIC OUTLETS... EACH AND EVERY ONE... IN A 2 STORY, 3 BEDROOM HOUSE! What was this guy thinking?
On The Previous Owner Who Should Have Never Set Foot in Lowes or Home Depot at 2007-05-23 18:28:56
Oh come on... lighten up, he's an entertainer... and a talented one at that. It's what he does for a living and he does it with dedication and vigor. The man's got moxy!
On Bill O'Reilly at 2007-05-03 14:05:39
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