Listen, I don’t know who you are and why you’re doing this, but its really annoying. So far this week, I’ve gone through six cars. Do you know how embarassing it is to show up at work with a ripped pair of pants and a gash in your neck FOR THE THIRD TIME THAT WEEK? […]

I am just so tired of trying to differentiate all the time travelers and aliens I meet. God forbid I call a time traveler an alien. Then you never hear the end of it, all the “this wouldn’t happen in the future because of our advanced minds” bs.
And I think we all know what happens […]