We’ve been at this sh!t for two years now. If you haven’t figured it out by now, you shouldn’t be allowed to vote.
We are less than 30 days from the election of the leader of the free world. Yes, it’s a pretty big deal. If you are truly undecided about something this prolific, you are so poor at making decisions that should not be given the opportunity.
I say “truly” undecided because I think the vast majority of undecided voters are lying bastards. I think most undecided voters use the term to garner attention. Let’s face it, neither mc or ob is worried about anybody who’s made up their mind at this point. So in a sense, all of these debates, all of these campaign speeches, all of these attack ad commercials are aimed at the undecided voter.
All that attention for not being able to make up your mind while you are trying to make up your mind about somebody who is supposed to be really good at making up their mind.
I had a roommate once who got a dog so he could walk the dog and try to pick up chicks who would see his cute dog and start talking to him. That’s like being an undecided voter. Say you’re undecided and you get looks and talk like, “wow, there’s somebody that really cares about the issues”. Bullcrap. You’re just out walking a dog to pick up chicks.
Keep it up undecided voters… maybe you can get in one of these CNN focus groups with the “perception analyzer” thingys.