We’ve been at this sh!t for two years now. If you haven’t figured it out by now, you shouldn’t be allowed to vote.
We are less than 30 days from the election of the leader of the free world. Yes, it’s a pretty big deal. If you are truly undecided about something this prolific, you are so poor at making decisions that should not be given the opportunity.
I say “truly” undecided because I think the vast majority of undecided voters are lying bastards. I think most undecided voters use the term to garner attention. Let’s face it, neither mc or ob is worried about anybody who’s made up their mind at this point. So in a sense, all of these debates, all of these campaign speeches, all of these attack ad commercials are aimed at the undecided voter.
All that attention for not being able to make up your mind while you are trying to make up your mind about somebody who is supposed to be really good at making up their mind.
I had a roommate once who got a dog so he could walk the dog and try to pick up chicks who would see his cute dog and start talking to him. That’s like being an undecided voter. Say you’re undecided and you get looks and talk like, “wow, there’s somebody that really cares about the issues”. Bullcrap. You’re just out walking a dog to pick up chicks.
Keep it up undecided voters… maybe you can get in one of these CNN focus groups with the “perception analyzer” thingys.



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I couldn’t agree more. The undecided voter is either an attention whore or has been asleep for the past 8 years. In all honesty, I have more respect for people that are going to vote the exact opposite of me than I do undecided voters.
Ok here Ill save you the attack mr. squeaky. I’m going to ruin this post with completely unrelated opinions but follows none the less. What I’m about to say makes no since and completely illogical.( so there mr. squeaky is that good enough attack on me if not feel free to launch away.)
Now with the formalities over on with my comment to this post. I think people who can’t or won’t find their way to the courthouse to register to vote and need people like acorn to register them (and commit fraud in the process) should just not be allowed register or vote.
And ya know I think mr. squeaky said he respects me.
mark on October 10th, 2008 at 8:41 pm | Link
Mark, You don’t have to go to a courthouse to register and your remark about ACORN is racist and ignorant.
But to the original complaint: you took the words out of my mouth. I was looking for a yard sign that reads “if you haven’t decided yet, you’ve forfeited your privilege.” The candidates are distinct enough that even a mouth breather could discern a difference in policy. But of course, anyone that dense doesn’t know what is best for them and usually votes with their “gut,” a terrific source of intelligence as we’ve seen in the last 8 miserable years.
Isalicious on October 24th, 2008 at 9:38 am | Link
Isalicious, I didn’t say you have to go to the court house to register I said “I think people who can’t or won’t find their way to the courthouse to register to vote” shouldn’t be allowed to vote! Learn to read!
What the hell is racist about my commit about ACORN I never mentioned race? HMMM you must know something I don’t.
Have you seen the indictments and investigations against Acorn and their employees. Id say maybe your uninformed.You certainly can not deny ACORN and its employees are committing fraud with our voting system.
mark on October 25th, 2008 at 10:03 am | Link
> the election of the leader of the free world
Mwhahahahahahhahaha !
John on November 3rd, 2008 at 10:03 am | Link
The only thing worse than an undecided voter is a voter who thinks he or she has the right to ridicule others in order to feel secure in their own decision. Being undecided at this point of the game does not make one an “attention whore” nor have they been asleep for the past 8 years. The past 8 years is probably the main reason there are undecided voters. Who do you trust for the next 4 years? It’s not a question of who is best for the country at this time, it ’s a question of who is going to screw us the least in the next 4 years.
WhoCares on November 3rd, 2008 at 11:05 am | Link
Why are we going to let a white guy get out of the office and have a black guy run the office. Does that make any sense …
option on November 3rd, 2008 at 12:31 pm | Link
yo have no clue what youre talking about. This isnt a choice of ice cream people. this decision could deturmine the rest of our lives, the countries life, hell the worlds life! i think the undecided are the best voters; they are taking in as much as they can before the election. undecided people arent going to ignore the facts because they already made a choice.
anon on November 3rd, 2008 at 12:47 pm | Link
I’ve got no problem making up my mind. Keep the whitehouse white! Obama isn’t even a US citizen. And the lying bastard won’t even produce his birth certificate to prove otherwise.
Ken on November 3rd, 2008 at 12:49 pm | Link
option… are you serious??! that comment is so ignorant I don’t even know where to begin! If you are seriously that racist then YOU don’t deserve to vote!
debbie on November 3rd, 2008 at 12:49 pm | Link
WOW. Talk about opinions and big heads.
Being undecided (Thank you Whocares!) at this point is not a comfortable place to be. I know this, because I am one of the small percentage.
OB and Mc aren’t rallying on at this point just to benefit me and the few others that are still out there choosing between the lesser of the two evils in this race.
This is typical every four year junk that’s going on. Our economy, the issues that are truly at hand, what voters need to know; this stuff can’t be learned as soon as someone is nominated into the race. We learn as we watch, listen, read, discuss….this all comes over a period of time. That’s why we have all this time between one is nominated until the actual election takes place.
So for the one who believes the undecided shouldn’t get an opportunity to vote or feels we have been sleeping, learn to shut up, sit back and listen *** you may learn something.
Lisa on November 3rd, 2008 at 1:42 pm | Link
Ken, Keep the White House white? Seriously? Ignorance knows no bounds…..what happens when “your” lilly white White House is “segregated”? Oh my go pull out the robes with the eye holes for you and your “boys”
You’re laughable….even though we’re taught not to make fun of the mentally disabled. Smooches
Joi on November 3rd, 2008 at 1:43 pm | Link
“I think most undecided voters use the term to garner attention.”
Wow, you are really off base here. You wonder why people are so undecided; it’s because of all the slandering back and forth between the two sides. Who do you believe?
Most people don’t know who to vote for.
Both sides lie about almost every topic.
It confuses *most* people *most* of the time, which is what the politicians want.
It has nothing to do with wanting more attention or walking my dog.
Try this, BE OPEN MINDED.
Bob on November 3rd, 2008 at 3:14 pm | Link
I’m not Undecided at all. Not voting for either of these candidates nor the third party ones. However, when the poll callers ask me “Obama, McCain, or Undecided?” “undecided” is closest to my choice. I wish all ballots had — for all races — “none of the above” as a choice. Then maybe we could get some decent people into office!
houston Anne on November 3rd, 2008 at 3:26 pm | Link
Hey, a lot of us aren’t undecided - we just are not telling anyone who we are voting for and yes, I’ve pissed off friends on both sides of the fence by refusing to discuss my election decisions with them!
Becky on November 3rd, 2008 at 4:04 pm | Link
I’m new here and find these forums very interesting. Mark, you are dead right! People have ample opportunity to register to vote and most do not need a group such as ACORN to help them. It’s just plan laziness and yes, they are fraudulent. It’s appalling that we can now register and vote at the same time without any verification!
Oh, and Isalicious, Mark’s comments are in no way racial and I for one am tired of the inference that anyone who objects to the workings of ACORN is a racist. I say “back off please!”
Becky on November 3rd, 2008 at 4:09 pm | Link
I completely agree! Why is the fate of the country in the hands of idiots who can’t make up their minds? If you aren’t decided by now you don’t deserve to vote!
Julie on November 3rd, 2008 at 4:34 pm | Link
If we vote this black guy BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA into the W/House as the next president, we are going to be the joke of the CENTURY!! We are going BACKWARDS!!!
He is an UNTESTED, INEXPERIENCED COMMUNITY LEADER, for Christ’s sake!!! He has NEVER served his country!! His Chicago friends & associates are a bunch of Criminals, terrorists and general ASSHOLES!! He is a SOCIALIST / MARXIST in sheaps clothing!!
He has you all fooled!! He is going to end up like JFK!!!
COUNTRY FIRST - PATRIOT on November 3rd, 2008 at 4:39 pm | Link
I don’t think one should NOT vote for Obama because he is black, just as I don’t think one should for him because he is black. I think many Americans are being guilted into voting for him. There are several other reasons not to vote for him, just like there are reasons not to vote for McCain. How many Presidents have truly been “TESTED” prior to entering office. How can a candidate for President be “TESTED”? Prior to the swearing in of George Washington, what exactly had he done to strenghten his position as President. Yes, he lead the military, but had he ran a country? The same can be said about every past President. Serving in the military, being a great speaker, being a senator, being a POW, or even being a movie star does not pass for being “TESTED”. Last time I heard, a candidate for President has very little if any say in dealing with terrorist attacks, war, or economic crisis. Don’t give me the bull that so and so voted this way or that way, they voted for the way that paid. If the stance they took was the moral and the right thing to do, it was purely luck. I like many of those who have previously post, am undecided. I am a white, southern college educated male in a professional career, don’t try to brush me off as an uneducated idiot. If you have decided on your vote, that’s great. What difference does it make to you whether there are undecided voters still pondering the issues. . .unless you are wondering whether we know something you don’t.
WhoCares on November 3rd, 2008 at 5:50 pm | Link
I didn’t vote for Obama for different reasons. His middle name for one. I don’t trust him. It has nothing to do with the color of his skin. I just have reasons to believe he is a closet communist. I think he is full of S***. His tax plan will put more money into your pockets and take it away from the wealthy big businesses. All that does is make big business raise the price of there goods and services. Do you actually believe they will take a loss? They will get their money back at our expense. The more they have to pey to more we as consumers will have to pay. If we keep it up we’ll end up paying $12.00 for a gallon of milk. I’m neither Republican nor Democrat. I’m a patriot and a veteran and the fact that Mcain is also both makes my decision easy.
sarge on November 4th, 2008 at 1:57 pm | Link
Fair enough.
WhoCares on November 4th, 2008 at 6:30 pm | Link