I hope to hell their mom’s have email.
If you don’t know who these girls are, consider yourself lucky. Or maybe you’re just the last person in the world without email. That’s really the only way you could not know who these two poor souls are.
These idiots have their image plastered on one of the most annoying spam emails ever. The email comes in many shapes, colors and sizes (no pun intended), but any way you shake it, these sad chicks will be forever known as the “penis enlargement girls”.
My biggest complaint about these two girls? They’re not even hot. Not even close. They look like some ragged out meth addicts at the bus station. Of course, ragged out meth addicts at the bus station are the only ones who would consider embarrassing themselves for all eternity like this, but I’m just trying to make a point and sometimes the truth works.
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dam, i guess i am one of those lucky ppl who have never seen them =P
I guess Apple’s mail app is good for filtering at least one SPAM chain.
Hilarious post though — i may go through my junk mail box just for kicks >=]
you actually open penis enlargement emails? gmail filters 99% of the spam I get, so I’ve never encountered those.
DBlock said:
[quote]you actually open penis enlargement emails?[/quote]
I never really open any emails, I just kind of scroll them and the image keeps popping up. Apple Mail, like GMail does catch about 99% of these things so that leaves me with only maybe 5 in my inbox each day instead of the 50 that are sent.
I wish someone could identify these poor girls for us so we could track their spam careers.
While I enjoyed this post, I am going to confess that I’ve never seen this picture either. Perhaps it’s because I have no need for penis enlargement “products”, so I’m never enticed to open penis spam.
I think dBlock and dDub are in my boat. Chewie???
@mr.sqeaky, if you’re asking whether or not I need any penis enlargement products, like my profile says “I’m a 7ft 4 3/4 inch (2.28 meters) Wookie from Kashyyyk.” Let’s just say ‘Wookies are gifted’ and leave it at that. You should have seen what we had to do in the movies in makeup to make it so “mr. squeaky” (oddly enough, that’s what I call mine) wouldn’t be dragging the floor on set.
But I digress and I’m getting off track of the complaint topic which is really about these two poor souls who will live forever in internet lore.
I have been on the lucky wagon on this one too… I’ve never gotten any of these emails with these two trampy looking things. Although, I get a lot of the gibberish emails trying to entice me to buy stocks… Worst one ever: the subject line read “Chablis with Hookworm” WTF?!?!
I too have not seen this email. (I have 5 active email acounts as well) with several of them not spam filtered. But I would suggest for those who scroll the emails most email software has an option to not open the email in the preview pane as this does open your computer to some email virus threats.
Anyway back on topic yeah hilarious kinda like ummm who is the congress man for viagra you know the one with the bum arm and he is from kansas? Good guy but what was he thinking couldnt get the nomination for president so he took the next worst job……
Mark on August 23rd, 2007 at 3:26 pm | Link
this just proves that spammers are no dummies and that they rely on them, and, that although hard to believe at this point, there are still plenty.
is this spam?
dp on August 24th, 2007 at 9:38 am | Link
Ha, I knew I’m a lucky person. Now i just re-confirm it.
soufulow on August 25th, 2007 at 8:41 pm | Link
I laughed so hard. I get those spam mails all the time.
Amanda on December 27th, 2007 at 12:21 am | Link
I purchased that product. It works a little.
Phil on February 11th, 2008 at 10:27 am | Link
i have seen n blocked so many emails n set many filtes but they keep comming back…i think these girls would be more interested in no.of impressions (browser) they receive worldwide that are converted to pence for them than the real impression they have earned globally!
I wont agree with you on one thing though you mentioned “ragged out meth addicts at the bus station are the only ones who would consider embarrassing themselves for all eternity like this”…
common they still have got some standard… thats the last degree of cheap advertising approach i have seen ” in clothes” so far…notorious enough that almost every one knows them globally from a multinational to search engines to a layman like me.
cheers
[quote]you actually open penis enlargement emails?[/quote]
lmfao, where have you been surfing? anyone remeber www.tubgirl.com gee’s I miss tubgirl….. lol
Jim on December 18th, 2008 at 10:23 am | Link