Stop trying to be a jew. It’s really annoying. You don’t have a “jew fro” no matter how much you try telling yourself that you do. Just because all of your friends got bat mitzfahed, doesn’t mean that you can parade around like Larry David. Larry David is funny, you are not. You’re an oafy bastard who thinks he’s gods gift to women, and apparently the jews. Face it, you’re not going to fit in anywhere.
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If Judaism was one of the first religions, then Catholicism was formed in rebellion to Judaisms, as was protestantism in rebellion to Catholicism, and other cults came out of protestantism, such as Jehovah’s Witnesses, the Morons. etc. Of course, each religion claims it bible is the correct one, and those who don’t believe in their particular one are going to hell.