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My Biggest Complaint About The Upcoming O.J. Simpson Trial

We all know killed Ron and Nicole. He knows it. He even wrote that book. What was it called, “I did it” or something brilliant like that. There’s a guy that needs money. He wrote a book telling people how he killed his wife, after his lawyer kept him out of death row, just cause he needed money. Which brings me to my point.

My biggest complaint about the upcoming O.J. Simpson Trial is that Johnnie Cochrane won’t be there (he’s dead). Where we will get those classic lines like “if the glove doesn’t fit, you must acquit?” Nope, there won’t be any of that. Instead we’ll all have to listen to that sensational crap that the news media makes up. Can’t wait for that.

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  1. Why do we need a trial? He did that and he did this. Case closed. Well, in the court of public opinion that is…

  2. Why does it take months to investigate the case and file charges against Michael Vick and days for the Vegas prosecutor to file against O.J.? Answer: better, smarter prosecutors in the Vick case.

    Witnesses are already falling to pieces in O.J”s case. One of them was in the hospital from a heart attack and another swears up and down he doesn’t want to go forward with the case. This case could actually help O.J.’s image if the case falls apart. This is not really a clear cut legal issue.

    @thinkfuture, don’t be so sure about closing the case in the court of public opinion, a lot of people are having trouble with the idea of being convicted of robbing someone else of your stuff.

    That being said, my biggest complaint about the O.J. trial, scratch that… NEW O.J. trial? If I had been acquitted of double murder, I would be laying lower than grass. I’d be paying my taxes early and registering my car twice. I sure as hell wouldn’t be busting into hotel rooms.

  3. OJ, and all of the individuals responsible for the media support of OJ’s actions should all burn in a fire for wasting our time with this BS and taking our attention away from serious matters that concern the entire world (e.g. Famine, Disease, Pestilence, and Death).

  4. Who cares. Let this go on without my participation. I have zero interest in what happens to OJ.

  5. simpson’s arrest is the biggest feel-good story to come along in a while.
    nobody got hurt. nobody died. i was grinning all day.

    my smile faded after hearing of his absurdly low bail amount and release.

    by the way, i hear jackie childs is considering taking the case.

  6. This is marvelous! Where else in the world could you find a circus like this? More beautiful, beautiful lies! More despicable to be entertained!e people (especially the man at the helm of the wreck). This is how I like to be entertained.
    Ian

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