Note to Wife (who bought the gigantic wine box) - please do not get anymore wine boxes unless
- You have become an alcoholic
- We are going to have a party with at least 10 people (who are alcoholics)
- You want me to become an alcoholic
I’m not a wine drinker by any stretch of the imagination. I don’t care about the purity of wine and how a box ‘o wine destroys the essence of the drink. And I sure as hell don’t care about what kind of wine goes with fish.
I do care about the dimensions of the wine box jamming up my refrigerator. The box of wine that was “a good deal” has turned into the guest that won’t leave. My wife occasionally has a glass of wine at dinner and, as I said, I am anything but a wine drinker. We are tapping this thing out at a whopping 3 or 4 glasses a week.
To make matters worse, we have one of those side by side refrigerators so the refrigerator part is already hurting for space.
I can’t put anything in the refrigerator and I can’t find anything that’s already in the refrigerator because of this tenant of a wine box.