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My Biggest Complaint About The Sheriff’s Workforce Death Wish

What’s with these guys on my Sheriff’s Workforce who do the city’s bothersome land maintenance? These are public highways guys! Get out of the middle of the road and my way with that freakin weedwacker!

I could hit and seriously injure you! Stay up on the grassy median… you know the stuff you’re supposed to be mowing.

Oh, and you guys on the riding lawnmowers… THIS IS NOT NASCAR, AND YOU’RE NOT BATMAN SPEEDING THROUGH GOTHAM!

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2 Comments

  1. Yep!!! I almost hit a guy this morning on my way to work. He was in the street with the weedwacker trimming the edge and I could not get in the other lane.

  2. Well consider this. If I get you correctly these are the sheriffs inmates in county jail? Well they did not get locked up becuase they are rocket scientists or brain surgeons. Just watch out for them just like you would any animal meandering in the roadway. well at least the dear has the brains to get outta the way!.

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