If I’m on a beer run, everybody’s drinking what I’m buying and the beer is sold in large easy to carry quanties like 24 beers and 24 beers. No such thing at Starbucks. They got that big ass coffee holder pseudo big gulp thing, but that’s no good because nobody drinks the same thing from Starbucks anyway.

I would never get anybody anything from Starbucks except a black cup of coffee. Tall, short, grande, venti whatever the hell… large medium and small. Besides not being able to carry more than 4 cups like you mentioned, most Starbucks orders are just too complicated to remember.