Hey have you heard the latest effects of global warming?
It appears the infinitely wise scientists have come up with a new found danger from the horrific aleged
global warming. It seems that the ocean is now mysteriously absorbing the co2 emiited by us the horrible humans. So now the ocean is a huge bucket of salty seltzer water. The problem is in the fact that the dissolve co2 has rasised the acidity of the ocean. (poor fishy got heartburn?)
Now the real ludicarcy start here, as a solution the same genuis global warming scientists propose spreading sodium bicarbanate over the ocean to neutralize the acidity of the ocean. Well anyone who passed kindergarten science knows that the good ole baking soda and vinegar volcano emmits CO2 yep that white foamy spew is CO2. So when you mix acid with Sodium Bicarbanate you produce a salt and CO2, so they are in turn enhancing global warming if the co2 concept were correct (which it is not).
This is almost as genuis as the country who for $20/year licensed back yard BBQ to reduce CO2 emmisions. They proposed to patrol via helicopter for compliance. The helicopter would produce more CO2 in 10 minutes of
than mankind has in history with back yard BBQ CO2 emmisions.
go figure….
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