Comments on: The Corona Marketing Team http://mybiggestcomplaint.com/the-corona-marketing-team/706/ Where the world comes to complain. Fri, 21 Nov 2008 19:53:55 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.2.1 By: heart of stone http://mybiggestcomplaint.com/the-corona-marketing-team/706/#comment-6453 heart of stone Sat, 06 Sep 2008 20:14:02 +0000 http://mybiggestcomplaint.com/the-corona-marketing-team/706/#comment-6453 Hey, Annette, it's probably all bottled in China!!! By 5 year olds! With a hammer and a block of wood! Corona just wants you to FEEL like you're all relaxed and beautiful on the beach when you drink their product! Like Nike's make you run fast! Just don't fall off the front porch of your trailer swatting the flies off your fat rolls. When I close my eyes and drink Corona's I forget I'm fat and I look good to everybody! Hey, Annette, it’s probably all bottled in China!!! By 5 year olds! With a hammer and a block of wood!
Corona just wants you to FEEL like you’re all relaxed and beautiful on the beach when you drink their product! Like Nike’s make you run fast!
Just don’t fall off the front porch of your trailer swatting the flies off your fat rolls. When I close my eyes and drink Corona’s I forget I’m fat and I look good to everybody!

]]> By: Annette http://mybiggestcomplaint.com/the-corona-marketing-team/706/#comment-5812 Annette Sat, 26 Jul 2008 02:57:14 +0000 http://mybiggestcomplaint.com/the-corona-marketing-team/706/#comment-5812 I recently bought a 12 pack of Corona at a local grocery and when I got it home a few days later I found that 3 bottles out of the 12 had crimped lids that did not cover the tops of the bottles and within a day or two smelled awful and looked awful(cloudy). I have been searching for weeks to find a customer service dept. where I could complain as I Love Corona at the end of a long day and I feel cheated since 3 bottles were not drinkable. It's next to impossible to find a website for complaints as there are so many. I have never had this problem before but I also purchased a 12 pack of Pepsi a few weeks ago and 4 of the cans were half full but sealed. Where is quality control and customer service these days? It's bad enough that things cost so much today and then you don't get what you pay for. Annette I recently bought a 12 pack of Corona at a local grocery and when I got it home a few days later I found that 3 bottles out of the 12 had crimped lids that did not cover the tops of the bottles and within a day or two smelled awful and looked awful(cloudy). I have been searching for weeks to find a customer service dept. where I could complain as I Love Corona at the end of a long day and I feel cheated since 3 bottles were not drinkable. It’s next to impossible to find a website for complaints as there are so many. I have never had this problem before but I also purchased a 12 pack of Pepsi a few weeks ago and 4 of the cans were half full but sealed. Where is quality control and customer service these days? It’s bad enough that things cost so much today and then you don’t get what you pay for.
Annette

]]> By: Pamela http://mybiggestcomplaint.com/the-corona-marketing-team/706/#comment-1747 Pamela Sun, 21 Oct 2007 15:04:47 +0000 http://mybiggestcomplaint.com/the-corona-marketing-team/706/#comment-1747 We found what looked like a finger or chinken wing in bottle, Have held on to it for about three months and now its discenegrating .but what i was wondering if any one else has found things in there bottles. We found what looked like a finger or chinken wing in bottle, Have held on to it for about three months and now its discenegrating .but what i was wondering if any one else has found things in there bottles.

]]> By: andy http://mybiggestcomplaint.com/the-corona-marketing-team/706/#comment-1662 andy Wed, 17 Oct 2007 18:15:28 +0000 http://mybiggestcomplaint.com/the-corona-marketing-team/706/#comment-1662 "started when a bartender realized a slice of lime would keep the flies from landing on his bottle." not a fact. “started when a bartender realized a slice of lime would keep the flies from landing on his bottle.”

not a fact.

]]> By: DBlock http://mybiggestcomplaint.com/the-corona-marketing-team/706/#comment-1574 DBlock Thu, 11 Oct 2007 19:50:08 +0000 http://mybiggestcomplaint.com/the-corona-marketing-team/706/#comment-1574 The whole "Corona and Lime" thing started when a bartender realized a slice of lime would keep the flies from landing on his bottle. I find that the lime adds a nice flavor to the beer. Lime is the only thing that works in terms of flavor. Up at college, a bartender ran out of limes and put a lemon in instead. That was a big mistake. It's not really piss-water in my opinion. I drink a fairly wide variety of beers, typically nothing darker than Smithwick's, and I find that Corona is an excellent beer on a hot day or when you absolutely can't have a heavy beer weighing you down. If you're in a cold climate, or in an environment that is anything but tropical, then you're more likely to avoid a Corona. The whole “Corona and Lime” thing started when a bartender realized a slice of lime would keep the flies from landing on his bottle. I find that the lime adds a nice flavor to the beer. Lime is the only thing that works in terms of flavor. Up at college, a bartender ran out of limes and put a lemon in instead. That was a big mistake. It’s not really piss-water in my opinion. I drink a fairly wide variety of beers, typically nothing darker than Smithwick’s, and I find that Corona is an excellent beer on a hot day or when you absolutely can’t have a heavy beer weighing you down. If you’re in a cold climate, or in an environment that is anything but tropical, then you’re more likely to avoid a Corona.

]]> By: oldtimer http://mybiggestcomplaint.com/the-corona-marketing-team/706/#comment-1572 oldtimer Thu, 11 Oct 2007 18:56:41 +0000 http://mybiggestcomplaint.com/the-corona-marketing-team/706/#comment-1572 The marketing job Corona has done with an absolutely horrible piss-water beer is amazing. Beer and fruit are not meant to go together. The marketing job Corona has done with an absolutely horrible piss-water beer is amazing. Beer and fruit are not meant to go together.

]]> By: lime-hater http://mybiggestcomplaint.com/the-corona-marketing-team/706/#comment-1526 lime-hater Tue, 09 Oct 2007 16:04:53 +0000 http://mybiggestcomplaint.com/the-corona-marketing-team/706/#comment-1526 There have been plenty of times when beer goggling got me what I thought was a hot beer chick, but no matter how many times I sit in my living room and drink Corona, I never end up with sand on my feet. There have been plenty of times when beer goggling got me what I thought was a hot beer chick, but no matter how many times I sit in my living room and drink Corona, I never end up with sand on my feet.

]]> By: DBlock http://mybiggestcomplaint.com/the-corona-marketing-team/706/#comment-1524 DBlock Tue, 09 Oct 2007 15:20:25 +0000 http://mybiggestcomplaint.com/the-corona-marketing-team/706/#comment-1524 Those chicks in other beer ads are only so gorgeous because it's a Beer Goggles simulation. The Coors silver bullet train that turns everything to winter and makes Coors cans magically appear in people's hands is real life though. Funny how that train never passes by anyone under the age of 21. Those chicks in other beer ads are only so gorgeous because it’s a Beer Goggles simulation. The Coors silver bullet train that turns everything to winter and makes Coors cans magically appear in people’s hands is real life though. Funny how that train never passes by anyone under the age of 21.

]]> By: tc3 http://mybiggestcomplaint.com/the-corona-marketing-team/706/#comment-1522 tc3 Tue, 09 Oct 2007 13:47:46 +0000 http://mybiggestcomplaint.com/the-corona-marketing-team/706/#comment-1522 I live at the beach. Corona has no idea how hard it is to get a beer on the beach. That might be another complaint all on it's own, but taking things the way they are... you would probably need one of Corona's secluded island spots to pull it off as open and notoriously as presented. You would have a better shot at hooking up with the hot beer chicks in bikinis on other beer ads like those ads make you think you will than you would sitting peacefully on the beach in a chair with a Corona with waves lapping against your feet. I live at the beach. Corona has no idea how hard it is to get a beer on the beach. That might be another complaint all on it’s own, but taking things the way they are… you would probably need one of Corona’s secluded island spots to pull it off as open and notoriously as presented.

You would have a better shot at hooking up with the hot beer chicks in bikinis on other beer ads like those ads make you think you will than you would sitting peacefully on the beach in a chair with a Corona with waves lapping against your feet.

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