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My Biggest Complaint About Superman’s Boots

How do they fit under Clark Kent’s shoes?

I just saw this post about Superman’s identity being revealed on at least 20 covers of Superman Comic books.

Most of the covers show Superman in that awkard moment where he is removing his Clark Kent suit to expose his Superman costume underneath, which brings me to…

My biggest complaint about Superman’s boots - I just don’t get how the boots fit under Clark Kent’s shoes.

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  2. its obvious that with a suit covering the height of them, the boots look like normal dress shoes. Well, the ones in the picture do. who cares about superman, he sucks.

  3. @Frank, now wait a minute… are you saying he just covers up the top of his boots with his normal suit pants so it looks like he’s wearing red dress shoes with his suits?

    Come on, dude. He’s Clark Kent, not Prince. Not even the folks at the Daily Planet would let shiny red dress shoes day in and day out slide by without getting a little suspicious.

  4. What about the cape?

  5. […] everyone agrees with me. Click here to see why Superman is “a dick.” And here to see “My Biggest Complaint” with the Man of Steel. Also, check out this Digg post […]

  6. Dude, I move at SUPER SPEED. Whenever I need to change I just zip on over to one of 733 seperate spots in Metropolis where I’ve placed some boots. It gets annoying because people find that **** by accident all the time. Check ebay.

  7. hes a fictional character!!!…..i cant believe your complaining about his boots not fitting inside clark kents shoes.

    does that really matter….if your going to kill the legend that is superman why dont you start having a go at the fact that he can fly…..

    WHO CARES IF HIS BOOTS DONT FIT UNDERNEATH CLARK KENTS SHOES!!!

    you have way too much time on your hands if you consider it as your “biggest complaint”
    you need to get yourself a girl mate!!!!!

  8. I didn’t know Superman does wear a pair of boots.

    By the way, Ben, I don’t see the relation between complaining about Superman and getting a girlfriend. At any rate, aren’t you supposed to live in the desert? You know, the stuffs with Jawas and the Raiders.

  9. what about it’s a movie and that’s all. Every movie has that unanswered question of “how did they do that?” I mean he really can’t fly either, or do you think this a real person and he is out there saving parts of the planet except ours?
    Really? I can’t even believe that I just wasted 2 minutes responding to this.
    I loved all of the Superman movies, Batman movies, etc… but they are all illusions created by computer geniuses and producers that make way more money than we do.
    Have a Super day!!

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