My Biggest Complaint About Slow People Who Ride The Commuter Train

My biggest complaint is about my fellow commuters that take the
train to and from work that board the train like a bunch of slow pokes.
Seriously, when the train pulls up everyone is in such a hurry to rush
to the doors to get on the train, but once the door
opens everybody just shuffles inside
the train like they all have lead in their pants and their shoes have
been tied to the floor. Then they take their sweet ole time sauntering
down the aisle like they are a fashion model walking down the
runway. Come on people… MOVE your A** and walk quickly to a
seat, sit your A** down and let other people get on the train. Do people
have a problem with walking quickly to a seat or are you trying to find the best seat on the train???

I just don’t get it,, all the seats are the same, sit down and get your
slow poke body out of the way so other people can get on the train in an orderly fashion.