My Biggest Complaint About Politicians Who Didn’t Inhale

I am sick and tired of politicians who want to have some credibility in the drug debate so they admit to smoking some “waccy baccy” at college but then say that they “didin’t inhale”. What the hell does this say about them!?!

Now I don’t care if they did or didn’t take drugs but what they are telling us is that they sat there PRETENDING to take drugs to their friends whilst actually not taking them at all. What were they doing as the other students rolled around on the floor chewing the carpet? Were they carrying on the pretence by talking utter crap, feigning “munchies” and generally acting the stoner or were they taking advantage of their suddenly superior lucidity for more nefarious opportunities

Candidly, non inhalers are either:

1. Too scared to try anything new [dont want them as my leader]
2. Too scared to stand up to their pals and tell them it’s stupid [dont want them as my leader]
3. Knew it was dumb but wanted to be in the “in” crowd so pretended to take drugs [dont want them as my leader]
4. Wanting everyone else to be trashed so they could screw whoever they wanted [dont want them as my leader but probably have him/her right now as one]

I’m sure there are other permutations of thought but the point is made that politicians who say they “didn’t inhale” are the worst sort of deceiver on every level. They condoned something they knew to be wrong for themselves (or they would have inhaled) but didn’t have the moral conviction to try and protect their friends by stopping them. Rather than having the courage to say EITHER yes or no, the non inhaler takes the third way by pretending to do one thing whilst actually doing another……. truly this may have been the point at which they realised that politics awaited them!

I’m off now to fill a syringe with heroin, don’t worry though, I won’t inject it…. but you can.