As I write this, it is only November 30th.
Quit asking me if I’m ready for Christmas yet. It’s not fair to even start asking if I’m ready for Christmas until at least December. You’re probably better off waiting until December 15th or so to guarantee that you don’t get some kind of “are you a dumbass?” look from me.
As far as my answer? In all my years of “getting ready” for Christmas, I’ve never been ready for Christmas. That’s just the way it is. If you don’t have one or two things to get on Christmas Eve, you’re missing out.
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you mean you haven’t been preparing since last Christmas? Aww Chewie, you’re so screwed this year.
No Dblock. I haven’t been preparing since last Christmas. In fact, I’m still trying to clean up the mess from last Christmas. The other day I found a wrapped up present I forgot to give somebody last year. Guess what they’re getting this year? Actually, your guess is as good as mine because I can’t remember what’s in the package.
The real bitch about the whole thing is that I just remembered I took my extensive collection of Christmas lights to a friend’s house this summer so he could use the lights for his wedding. I never got the lights back and now I’m already in the hole as far as the neighborhood light competition goes.