Paris had all night to come up with something better than this.
Why didn’t somebody help her come up with something really good to say? You know, pull her aside and say something like
Hey, Paris, if you should happen to be thrown back in jail tomorrow, you need to yell out something really good before you go … something that’ll get you back on the good side of the public that so deseperately needs your sexiness. Maybe you should yell “F*** George Bush!” or “Get Out Of Iraq Now!” or “Ron Paul 2008!” as they’re shackling you back up. Then most people will be like, “Man, did you hear what Paris said?” Then they’ll forget the whole fake nervous breakdown thing. They would love you again like they need to”
She could have come up with something way better than “It’s not right!”, because, well … yes, Paris, it is right.
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