I just returned from a halloween party for kids in our neighborhood were 90% of the costumes were from Star Wars.
My biggest complaint about the whole thing is the bunch parental idiots who have to ask “Who’s that supposed to be? Darth Vader?”
No you idiot, it’s Darth Maul.
If I heard it once, I heard it ten times - “I don’t know who any of these ‘Star Wars’ people are.”
Why don’t you know who they are? You bought the f*cking costume for the kid. Don’t you care who your kid is dressed up like for halloween?
You’re an idiot. You’re telling everybody you’re and idiot. You think it’s cute that you’re an idiot.
My biggest complaint about you not knowing the names of the Star Wars characters is that this is only the beginning. Your kid is 5 years old. You don’t care enough to know who your kid is dressed up like for halloween and you bought the costume. You obviously don’t give a crap to watch a movie your child shows some interest in. How are you going to do the important things like protect your child from online predators or discuss drugs and sex with your child in any meaningful way if you don’t even know who Yoda is?
As they’ve said so many times in each of those Star Wars movies you know nothing about but which your child loves so dearly, “I’ve got a bad feeling about this.”