Old people….. slow, smelly, stupid old people. Old people, they smell like chowder or moth balls, or a combination of both. They drive slow, never use turn signals, and just shouldn’t be let behind the wheel of a friggin’ car. They can’t see a ****ing thing or they can’t see over the wheel, they are just plain dangerous. Bad driving old people should be vaporized by a satellite laser. Screw satellite missile defense, we need satellite old people defense, one wrong move, and you are over 70 years old and ZAP!!!!! You’re ****ing dust!! They cost us too much in taxes, screw medicare, let them kick it early. Think how good this could be for the environment, the less old people the fewer natural resources being used.
In fact that should go for stupid people as well, If you can’t pass a simple standardized test, with simple life skills questions, that’s it, you lose the right to reproduce, right then and there. This means less trailer parks, less scum bags breaking into homes, selling crappy drugs, and making bad everyday choices like bringing more idiots into the world. Again, fewer idiots, better environment, better quality of life. Fewer McDonalds, less people with health issues because they are to stupid to know how to eat well. Fewer government aid programs, less people sucking off the welfare state. I realize we will need some people to fill less desirable jobs, and I would suggest a breeding lottery, 1 in 30 who don’t pass the test will be allowed two children, after said children are born, that’s it reproductive rights are terminated. Those children will take over their parents jobs. By taking these measures we could control over population issues, fix starvation, and lessen the tax burden.
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Yeah…I agree.. then I would yank your reproductive rights for being a complete dumbass
paolo on November 3rd, 2008 at 7:04 pm | Link
Yeah… I agree… Then I would yank your reproductive rights for being a complete idiot
Paolo on November 3rd, 2008 at 7:05 pm | Link
Ahh so like a caste society? well it does work great for India. In fact I think the Nazis had the same idea too.
I wonder how old your parents are? Probably a ways away from 70 since your arguments make you sound like you are (at least in mental ability) 12 years old.
Grow up and know the world before you come up with this crap.
john on November 3rd, 2008 at 8:44 pm | Link
oh God you hit it on the nose, when do we start? we should lure the old farts with an early bird special, and the dumb farts with a free trailer give away. this country would be in such a great shape if we got rid of places like florida and harlem
MR ANGRY on November 3rd, 2008 at 8:54 pm | Link
**** YOU!!! you are either a jew, a nigger or a skinhead=the worlds problems, one day you’ll be old, i hope that when you start seeing wrinkles on your bloody arse you grab a pistol and blow your brains out dammit!!!!
Marksmann on November 4th, 2008 at 6:56 am | Link
WOW! What the hell did your parents do to you people ?
we love ur enthusiasm it sounds gr8. god dammit if the world was really like this.
we love you!!!!!!!!!!
bexrache on January 8th, 2009 at 4:28 am | Link
Please run for president.
Peter Quint on September 17th, 2009 at 6:59 pm | Link
How can I say “Don’t feed the troll” when the OP is one?
Cal on December 23rd, 2009 at 8:17 pm | Link
And that, my friends, is practically the definition of fascism.
shudda on February 8th, 2010 at 10:59 pm | Link