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My Biggest Complaint About Nextels - *baDEEP*

*baDEEP* I frickin’ hate Nextels *baDEEP* for various reasons which I will now list. *baDEEP*

*baDEEP* I hear the uneducated jerk clearly on my train using the *baDEEP* But WTF is the other person saying? *baDEEP* Can you honestly understand that static-filled jibberish? *baDEEP* I’m inclined to think not. *baDEEP* In fact I’m certain that because the sound comes in unclearly, you’re more likely to shout even louder back into the Nextel because the entire call sounds like a bad connection *baDEEP*

*baDEEP* Do you feel cool using a Push To Talk device? *baDEEP* You’re not in the army, so stop pretending that you’re using a walkie-talkie and accept the fact that your conversation is not for the good of national security. *baDEEP* Everyone else is using a regular phone which allows them to have a normal flowing conversation. *baDEEP* But your conversation is broken up into some weird turn-based game. *baDEEP*

*baDEEP* Finally my biggest complaint about Nextels… *baDEEP* ENOUGH WITH THAT OBNOXIOUS BEEPING! *baDEEP* Not only does it break up your conversation, but it also announces to everyone in a 25 foot radius that you’ve finished talking and the other member of the conversation is now having his turn to talk. News Flash, we don’t care! We’re trying to relax in peaceful serenity, but your conversation about which one of your douche-bag blow-out haircut doofus friends hooked up with some drunken bridge & tunnel whore has invaded our ears.

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