My Biggest Complaint About New Years Resolutions

It’s December 30th when I am typing this. If the site takes too long to publish this, it’s not my fault. New Years 2009 is upon us and of course everyone is making those fabulously successful resolutions. To those who are making the usual ones like living healthier, treating others better, losing weight, etc., shut up. I’m not saying you are being insincere, but enough is enough. Every year you make the same resolutions and you break them all about the same time which would be January….15th. Here’s a crackerjack idea. Either don’t bother making them or make ones that are easy to keep.

For instance, my resolution is to continue to say the things no one else dares no matter how true they may be. We have a right to free speech folks and we’re letting those lousy, stinking, socialist liberals in DC squash it little by little year after year. At least conservatives would give you money for your silence. And I don’t want to hear something like ‘oh both sides are guilty of that’. No they are not. Liberals preech endlessly about how we need to be tolerant of every alternative lifestyle, sociopath, and opinion. Total tolerance is what they like to call it. Yet, if you have a different opinion, they not only will not tolerate it, they will try to silence you by saying you’re not being politically correct. Somehow, I got myself off topic. More on this in my next post.

A friend of mine said this year his resolution was to be a better husband. If you need a stupid ball to drop in NYC to reach an epiphany and say ‘hey I’m gonna be good to my soulmate, my life partner, my best friend’, sorry to say this but you’re screwed. Just file the papers now cause that’s beyond sad. Here’s why…if you realize at any point that you’re not being a good spouse, YOU NEED TO CHANGE RIGHT THEN AND THERE! Don’t decide in November that you’re gonna actually start keeping your vows starting January. That kind of logic belongs in US capital building and corporate board rooms. Not in your damn living room.

Basically, resolutions are a waste of time. Tomorrow night, just stay up late, get drunk, have fun, and wake up late on thursday. See you all next year be safe.