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My Biggest Complaint About My Non-Automagic Refrigerator

I’ve been to my refrigerator 5 times in the last 30 minutes and there’s still nothing in it. I’m sure there’s nothing in it because each time I go to check it out, I stand there for a good 30 seconds looking to make sure nothing’s popped into it since the last time I checked it.

I also stop at the pantry on the way back and it’s the same story. Nothing. Nothing in there, and nothing magically appears when I go back again and again.

My biggest complaint about this is that this never seems to change. Night in and night out, when I get bored and start checking the fridge, nothing ever shows up automagically. Sometimes I can check it 10 times before I go to bed and nothing ever happens.

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2 Comments

  1. that means you’re poor.

  2. I think I may know the answer to the lack of automagicalness. I just went and checked my fridge to see if any of your stuff is in it. There’s loads more stuff than normal in there.

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