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My Biggest Complaint About My Mother’s Emails

For the past four years my mother has been using email and I have four years of spam emails to show for it. Every one of them is a forward of a forward of a forward, of a forward of one of those stupid, cutesy, pass-it-on or you’ll die type chain letters. I swear, the only thing she can do with email is forward things. I don’t think she’s ever written me a single real to son email in the past four years.

All I can figure is that she is getting me back for all those times when I was in college that she asked me to write to her and I didn’t.

Oh, if you don’t email this to 10 of your best friends within 12 hours of receiving it, your mom will begin to spam you regularly with cutesy forwarded chain letters.

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2 Comments

  1. man, i have friends like this.
    never an original thought.
    fwd fwd fwd fwd fwd fwd fwd fwd……………
    sometimes with literally full pages of eddresses.
    and people wonder why they get so much spam.

    unbelievable bonehead semicomatosis

    someone make it stop

  2. My deal is that whatever cute cat picture someone wants me to look at is usually buried somewhere at the end of 30 or more comments in the the email so I have to scroll to the bottom to figure out what the hell is going on. The email has been turned into a bulletin board thread by the time it gets to me.

    If someone is forwarding text like some cute joke, I might spend a minute or more trying to locate the original source within the huge thread of comments.

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