I’m forced to have my beer in a bag when I leave the store. They won’t give me the beer unless they put it in a bag.
If I pay for it and try to grab it real quick without a bag, they grab it simultaneously and stuff it in a bag.
If I tell them I don’t won’t a bag for the beer, they tell me they have to put it in a bag. Or what? Is there a beer-in-a-bag law? If there is, somebody should ask about that at the next youtube debate.
Get over it, America. Beer is what made this country great. Well… beer and the freedom to [insert freedom lover thing here]. So why are we hiding the beer?
I don’t need a bag for cigarettes. In fact, you would probably have to ask for a bag for cigs. You don’t have to have condoms in a bag or tampons for that matter. Beer is way lower on the shouldn’t be buying / should be embarrassed about buying scale as far those bagless items are concerned.
Give me my beer. Naked. I’m proud of it. I want to show it off.