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My Biggest Complaint About My Barber

I don’t have a problem with the way he cuts hair. If I did, I’d be a moron for still having him as my barber. No my haircuts come out just the way I want them, so that’s not the problem.

The problem is that I call the barber and tell him I’ll be there in 30 minutes. He replies and tells me that it will be fine. I show up 29 minutes later and he’s not even there at the barbershop. The other barbers are even more worthless and offer no assistance with information of my barber’s whereabouts, estimated time at which he’ll return, why he’s forsaken his work duties. I wait half an hour in the barbershop, with no help and then I decide to leave.

These are my days off. My only chance to get a haircut. If I could get a haircut just any ol’ day of the week, I would. My schedule does not permit that though. I tip this guy 25% each time he cuts my hair so that he’ll do a damn good job, and so that hopefully he’ll respect my time. Put the ganja and fried chicken down, get back to work, and cut my hair.

Now I need to return tomorrow which is even busier than today, and hope that he’ll actually show up this time because where I live, it’s frickin’ impossible to find a black barbershop.

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2 Comments

  1. Maybe your barber got stuck over at that deli shop with crappy service! (btw - love the James Brown piece you just did on your site)

  2. Thanks, tc3. I’m considering printing some of my designs on T-shirts. My email is on my website, contact me if you see something you want.

    I have to go back to the barbershop tomorrow because my hair (although less than a centimeter in length) is frickin’ uncomfortable as hell.

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