My Biggest Complaint About Masking Dumps With Spray At Work

I’ve complained about dropping stink bombs at work before, so I will not revisit the topic entirely. However, as it appears my previous complaint has done little to quell the massive stinky movements at work, I am moving on to thing 2.

Thing 1 of course is taking the stinky massive. Thing 2 is trying to cover it up with that lysol-whatver-god-awful-scent stuff somebody brought from home and left in the bathroom as a kind reminder that you don’t exactly smell like roses.

I can appreciate your concern for the rest of us and / or your complete embarrassment about the smell of your handy work. But when you spray that crap, you’re creating a vile mixture of odors more sinister than the natural beast within… well, the beast that was within… and now out and running down the halls and ventilation shafts of this dungeon.

The thing about the spray is that it last for-friggin-ever. I haven’t done any official test, but your poop smell, although more intense initially, seems to dissipate much more quickly than when you add the decepto-spray.

I am guilty. I’ve done this many times. I see the spray, I shoot the spray. As of now, I’m done. I am no longer going to add to this smell charade of daintiness. If we all just hold our collective breath for about 3 minutes, it will be gone.