Up since 7:00am. In line at 9:00am… 15 kids deep already.
9:45… 15 minutes till sowtime and then the elves have to break the news. “Santa’s sick. He won’t be here until 12:30.”
You must be kidding. An elaborate operation like this and there’s no backup? You didn’t know Santa was hungover at 9:00 when we got in line?
Come on, think people! Hire two fat people and keep one on standby.
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