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My Biggest Complaint About John McCain’s Eyelids

Look up, John!

My biggest complaint about John McCain’s eyelids is that they don’t have fake eyeballs painted on them like Captain Jack Sparrow in Pirate’s of the Caribbean Dead Man’s Chest.

90% of the time John McCain is shown reading a speech, he’s looking down reading a speech off of paper. Why can’t he use a teleprompter like everybody else… oh wait, I know… that’s one of Sarah Palin’s shots at Obama. I remember her saying something like “let’s wait for the debates and see how our opponent does without a teleprompter.”

Whatever, Sarah. No tele-prompters, no paper notes, go for it.

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  1. In case you don’t know in debates the participants typically write notes as the prepare their presentation and as they listen to their opponent. Hard to do on a teleprompter.

    Its no secrete Barack Hussien Obama is very well spoken when he is reading from a teleprompter but is a bumbling idiot when he has to recall or think up his response before he speaks. Neither of which is an adequate qualification for president.

  2. In the recent debates notes were not allowed except when they scribbled them as they were talking, prepped notes were not allowed.

    Barack Hussien Obama is very well spoken b/c he had sense enough to get an excellent education instead of joining the military and figting in wars that didn’t even affect the US.

    McCain doesn’t us a tp b/c he can’t see that far. Wouldn’t our president at least need to be able to read? I guess that’s why picked the backwoods, witch doctor, aerial hunting promoter, illegitimate grandmother to be his running mate.

  3. excuse me, did you say obama got an education instead of fighting in a war? I personally believe that if you have never been in combat you should not be eligible to run for president. I am a combat vet. I was in afghanistan and because of cowards like you there aren’t enough people in the military to help defend our country. You shouldn’t even be allowed to vote if you’ve never served your country.

  4. sarge,

    Thank you for serving in the military during a war.

    I’m sort of wondering. You believe that you should NOT be eligible to run for president if you haven’t been in combat. So I guess you only vote for candidates who have been in combat.

    Which begs the question, who did you vote for last time around, Kerry, the decorated war veteran, or Bush, the draft dodger?

  5. @ morticia

    How do you know BHO got a good education he won’t release his acedmic records? Maybe you were in class with him and saw his performance?

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