OK, I just heard “It’s a game of inches” used on the X-Games Skiing Men’s Super Pipe. Now, I’ve officially heard “It’s a game of inches” in every sport I’ve ever seen.
Football, baseball, basketball, hockey, auto racing… wtf isn’t a “game of inches”… whoa the dude on the X-Games just said it again on another guy’s run. And there he goes again… 3 times in 2 minutes. OK, I get it… “game of inches” right.
What game aside from a board game is not truly a “game of inches”? Can we move on to something else?
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sportsdork,
It looks like your waist is more than a “game of inches.” Or is it a “game of more inches?”
squeaky.
so you’re saying it’s time to go metric.
Morons love sports. Morons are hired to give commentary for sports. Morons repeat popularized cliches they hear other morons say. If you have a problem with cliches, morons, or general idiocy, maybe sports are not for you. In case you missed the thread where I boiled this down, I’ll do it here again for you.
Sports: Any competition that relies on the honing of irrelevant skills to determine who has truly mastered the irrelevant.
More or less, sports are irrelevant. Sporting announcers are also irrelevant, as are the things they say.
Meat on December 1st, 2008 at 8:32 pm | Link