How am I supposed to get with these women? Outside of work, I’m pretty much inhouse all day, so these are the only prospects that I have. Some of them are dangerously hot. I want them. They want me? Naturally. I’m the hottest thing since the Y chromosome. No lie. But seriously, how does one get involved with somebody at work? It just doesn’t seem possible without screwing up everything at the job. Not that I’m partial to my job. I plan on leaving as soon as the opportunity presents itself, but until then, I don’t wanna sh*t where I eat.
My biggest complaint about the hot women at work? That would be their hotness. So hot that it’s just uncalled for. If I’m ever in a position where I hire employees, I’m picking ugly women so that I can focus.
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Being someone who is ogled constantly, I think you have a valid complaint. Although you’re hot and I now consider you my friend, you’re taking the right step by trying to keep it in your pants.
Don’t get involved with people at work. This is really hard to do because people are basically horndogs and will think they’ve fallen in love with almost anyone anywhere if they are confined with them long enough. Take prison for example.
Work is work, leave it at that. There are other plenty of us hot chicks elsewhere.
The hotness of chicks at works is definitely worth a complaint!
Oddly enough, the work situation can be a factor in that hotness. The hotness of chicks seems inversely proportional to the necessity of hotness to the job. The most hot chicks I ever saw in one place was at a temp agency! Their hotness would go unnoticed by most of the world. Conversely, the least hotness of chicks is in places where fun and interesting things happen, like science labs, factories and dirt bike tracks. But the women who work in those places are better than hot, they’re cool! So perhaps a change of career is in order for you.
Better yet, give the hot chicks at work something to be jealous of and find your own mountain biker chick.
@nudeanncoulter: you are so right! Your insight is matched only by you hotness! Whoo!
dp on July 30th, 2007 at 10:04 am | Link
dude, I know your pain. I recently got employed by a temp agency, and the job I’m at has so many hot chicks its unreal. But the one I am working next to is not only hot, but cool - she’s very smart, has the same (almost exact) political leanings I do, etc. etc. I know people will fall for anyone they are stuck with after long enough, but she is defniately way cooler than most any of the chicks I’ve met in bars and such. I don’t want to screw up my job either, and actually might only have one more day of working there before I leave for something better.. it feels like such a wasted oppurtunity.
Nuke on November 28th, 2007 at 8:33 pm | Link
Hot chicks should spend more time in the clubs
Phil on February 11th, 2008 at 11:39 am | Link
Hot women at work are for the most part the women that don’t THINK or use their BRAINS!! These so called “hot women” think they can just use their body to get what they want in life and at work!! But what they don’t realize is someday that will come and bit them in the ass sooner than later. It will come and bite them in the ass sooner than later because sometime they will go to far to use their looks and have a sexual harassment suit against them or simply be fired because they don’t know there job description or how to do their job because they are just use to using their looks to get things. See looks will only get a person so far in life and then they will hit a wall because all they do is use their looks and nothing else. It’s just like a person that never went to college and there is that plateau that these high school graduates and or a lot of the “hot women” can only go. Once they hit that plateau then it’s like a bombshell and they just drop.
I totally agree with hiring the not so good looking women because first they ACTUALLY WORK!! 2nd They are easy to get along with and to work with and 3rd the not so good looking women are not as much of the gossipy type. The not so good looking women actually work where as a lot of the “hot working women” are the “water cooler” women, they blame other people for their own faults, they are always on the prowl for men (not saying that the not so hot women are not either but for the most part the hot women are on the prowl more for the men), they ( most of the hot women) really don’t want to do the work, and always complain when they don’t get “there way” or think just because of their looks they should instantly move up the ladder even if they don’t know crap about the position and that’s why the “hot women” most of the time stay in one position or do not move up the ladder very often. If they do move up the ladder it’s either because sleep with their boss and put a dog leash on the boss and tell the boss if she dosn’t get moved up then she is going to yell “false rape”, or ” false sexual harassment”. So the boss is then whipped. It’s never ever ever a good idea to hire a “hot or super hot chick” Most of the hot or super hot chicks are simply trouble and not worth the time and effort in the work place. I agree with Phil’s comment that the hot chicks need to spend more time in the clubs than work.
Mo on December 29th, 2008 at 3:40 pm | Link
MO,
i believe that your an ugly chick thats why you hate hot chicks, i went to college have not graduated yet but i bet you my accounting job i have is a lot harder then you can handle. I’m a good looking girl and i have a good job,, so it sucks for you.
Boston on January 23rd, 2009 at 9:50 am | Link
So what you’re saying is that all hot women are stupid and can’t work a “smart” day of their lives? I’m not going to disagree with you, because there are a lot of girls like that who don’t try very hard at anything, but really, there are some who are very attractive, but are also very smart and successful. Open your eyes, and you will see them. Don’t be so quick to generalize.
Courtney on March 29th, 2009 at 11:01 am | Link