How am I supposed to get with these women? Outside of work, I’m pretty much inhouse all day, so these are the only prospects that I have. Some of them are dangerously hot. I want them. They want me? Naturally. I’m the hottest thing since the Y chromosome. No lie. But seriously, how does one get involved with somebody at work? It just doesn’t seem possible without screwing up everything at the job. Not that I’m partial to my job. I plan on leaving as soon as the opportunity presents itself, but until then, I don’t wanna sh*t where I eat.
My biggest complaint about the hot women at work? That would be their hotness. So hot that it’s just uncalled for. If I’m ever in a position where I hire employees, I’m picking ugly women so that I can focus.
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Being someone who is ogled constantly, I think you have a valid complaint. Although you’re hot and I now consider you my friend, you’re taking the right step by trying to keep it in your pants.
Don’t get involved with people at work. This is really hard to do because people are basically horndogs and will think they’ve fallen in love with almost anyone anywhere if they are confined with them long enough. Take prison for example.
Work is work, leave it at that. There are other plenty of us hot chicks elsewhere.
The hotness of chicks at works is definitely worth a complaint!
Oddly enough, the work situation can be a factor in that hotness. The hotness of chicks seems inversely proportional to the necessity of hotness to the job. The most hot chicks I ever saw in one place was at a temp agency! Their hotness would go unnoticed by most of the world. Conversely, the least hotness of chicks is in places where fun and interesting things happen, like science labs, factories and dirt bike tracks. But the women who work in those places are better than hot, they’re cool! So perhaps a change of career is in order for you.
Better yet, give the hot chicks at work something to be jealous of and find your own mountain biker chick.
@nudeanncoulter: you are so right! Your insight is matched only by you hotness! Whoo!
dp on July 30th, 2007 at 10:04 am | Link
dude, I know your pain. I recently got employed by a temp agency, and the job I’m at has so many hot chicks its unreal. But the one I am working next to is not only hot, but cool - she’s very smart, has the same (almost exact) political leanings I do, etc. etc. I know people will fall for anyone they are stuck with after long enough, but she is defniately way cooler than most any of the chicks I’ve met in bars and such. I don’t want to screw up my job either, and actually might only have one more day of working there before I leave for something better.. it feels like such a wasted oppurtunity.
Nuke on November 28th, 2007 at 8:33 pm | Link
Hot chicks should spend more time in the clubs
Phil on February 11th, 2008 at 11:39 am | Link