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My Biggest Complaint About Hillary Clinton’s Choices For Campaign Song

is asking for a vote to decide her campaign song . She can’t do this on her own? How are you going to be president when you can’t pick a song from your iPod?


Her choices are all terrible for her campaign.

Two of the choices are U2 songs, “City of Blinding Lights” and “Beautiful Day”. It’s just not fair of Hillary to risk wrecking these songs in the memory of millions of Americans and, frankly, alienating millons of U2 fans worldwide.

Smash Mouth’s great version of “I’m a Believer” used in Shrek is a love song. Does she want a love song? Is Hillary trying to make it her face that we see that makes us a “believer”? You’ve got to be kidding me, this is an insane choice.

“Get Ready” by the Temptations? Who picked these songs? I get it - another love song about a girl onto whose mythical image you want to super impose and juxtapose yourself so we’re singing about how wonderful you make us feel.Politically motivated women everywhere should be embarrassed that you would consider something so stupid.

You’re doing the same thing with “Suddenly I See” by KT Tunstall.

The rest of the songs are toss ups. Dixie Chicks? Are you completely giving up on cross over votes in the South already?

I think you’re left with “Rock This Country!” by Shania Twain which is just a horrible song.

Yep, there’s your winner. One horrible song.

I’m asking everyone to employ the same techniques made famous by various websites to skew the results of American Idol and VOTE FOR THE WORST to help choose Hillary’s campaign song.

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