I’m a guy, and I don’t get this. Every time I go to use our office men’s room toilet, there’s a puddle of urine in the front.
How do you miss a target that big? Seriously, I can hit that thing squarely drunk and standing on my head. It’s work, you’re sober (hopefully), and yet…
To make matters more perplexing, there are two urinals in this restroom, so the only reason to be using that toilet is for “number two.” That means you guys are SITTING, and STILL manage to MISS THE TOILET.
I’m scratching my head about how that’s possible. You’re human beings, not dogs. Pee goes IN the toilet, not on the side or down the front. Sheesh!