My Biggest Complaint About Getting Divorced To Marry Your Soul Mate

Back up a second…

at some point, you thought you were in love with the person I just fought like hell to get you divorced from, right? Come on, there must have been something between you at some time, you had kids together. I know, I just helped you with your never-ending custody case.

Now you’ve found your soul mate and you’re getting married… later today. Great. The same person that was the witness for your divorce hearing this morning will be the witness at your marriage ceremony this afternoon.

What did you say? You’ve known your soul mate how long? Two months? That long, huh?

I charge twice as much for annulments.