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My Biggest Complaint About George Bush At The Olympics

Try Stub Hub Next TimeIt’s no secret that I’m not exactly a huge fan of George Bush. But after watching a few days of the Bejiing Olympics, I’m even starting to feel sorry for him.

I don’t know what I’m going to do the next time I see George and Laura watching some event while stuck up in row UU seats 15 and 16 in the middle of the isle. What ever happened to box seats?

I’m all for slamming the soon to be most powerful country in the world on their human rights record but if it means preferred seating for the President of the United States, I’m ok if he waits until he’s back here to start the mudslinging.

I thought I might actually see Presidential pit stains during the opening ceremony when George had to take off his jacket because it was so hot. I didn’t get to see pit stains, but I did get a massive dose of Presidential crotch because George sat with his legs wide open in the cramped isle seat.

George Bush could get better seats from Stub Hub. Just come back and watch it on some Presidential HD.

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4 Comments

  1. Ok cool GW showing some humility, but what about his safety? I’m sure there are hundreds of secret service personnel watching over him. In fact I bet there are 5 of them (secret service officers I mean) in the photo you show.

  2. I’m glad President Bush went to the Olympics.

    J.R.

  3. Yeah he, GW sits at the Olympics while Russia tactfully invades the rest of the world? My my what is he thinking.

  4. Are you serious?! This has got to be the pettiest thing one could talk about! I’m no fan of Bush either but I’m glad he went to the Olympics! Pit stains and crotch shots: Subjects only 16 year olds care about! Grow up!

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