Why can’t gay Republicans just be openly gay?
Oh, wait a minute - must be that whole “Republicans = Anti Gay” thing the Republican party has been winning elections with recently. “No gay marriage”, “No gays in the military”, “No gay hair dressers”… the list goes on and on. I’m sure they stuck “no gay elected officials” in there somewhere.
Here we are again with another gay Republican getting ready to resign. Mark Foley, Ted Haggard (not elected, just a plain ole’ real world leader of massive amounts of Republicans) and now Larry Craig.
OK, so Larry Craig may not be gay, but he’s definitely guilty of some toe-tapping in the crapper. Maybe he shouldn’t resign. Maybe he should run again with “Not Gay Just Guilty” as his slogan. He’d probably win because voting Republicans would only hear the “Not Gay” part and punch the hell out of that hanging chad.
My biggest complaint about gay Republicans is that gay Republicans can’t just be gay. They have to throw all this stuff in with being gay like Foley and the little boys, or Haggard and the meth, or now Craig and the gay stall sex.
Come on gay Republicans. Just be gay. Be happy, be homosexual and lead a nice clean Christian life.