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My Biggest Complaint About Fat Kids

I am tired of seeing the fattest kids in history standing in the video game section at walmart eating a double cheeseburger that their loving mother bought them on the way in, (because putting a McDonalds in a walmart is a great idea anyway) What the hell ever happened to PE. Or any outdoor games at all. Tag, hide and seek, beatup the fat kid, you know all the good ol’ games we used to play as a kid. Hey fatty, put down the pork chop, drop the XBOX controller and play some football. Maybe you’ll find a use for that girth. You huge hog boy!

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  1. what’s more disgusting is the fact that parents put soda in bottles and feed their little dumpling children candy before they can talk, walk, even crawl… some parents really need to get a grip… half the time though they are as lazy as their children.

  2. Fat kids taste batter than skinny ones.

  3. ….what? Freak.

  4. I guess we’ll have to stigmatize the fatties if we want them to improve. It’s going to dent their self-esteem. It’s going to hurt their feelings. But really why do I have to put up with the sight of all these bloated muffinboats as I go about my day? They have a problem. Let the puffy little waddledumps solve it.

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