My assessment of facebook is that it is a place for college students to post pictures of them and their friends doing stupid, inappropriate, and often illegal things for future employers, parents, and judges to see.

And, a place that legitimizes stalking.

I wish I would have thought of facebook, because I would be rich right now. Still, in the annals of the internet, facebook will be nothing more than a VH1 Special 15 years from now. People who were into facebook will be embarrassed.

Again, I’m not trying to be funny, but you’ve hit the nail on the head with all the warnings. And when you get right down to it, what in the hell are you supposed do on facebook anyway? Answer: poke people. It’s really not too much good for anything else.

Poking people is the easiest thing to do and you get the least warning messages so everybody does it. You’ve got to do something so people might as well poke. Great app. Definitely worth billions of dollars.