I’ve picked myself off the floor long enough to post this complaint and all I’ve got say is…
My biggest complaint about Eliot Spitzer and the $5,500.00 per hour hooker is that in all my years, in all my sex, in all my years without sex… I have no earthly idea what in the hell a woman could do to make my pay $5,500.00 per hour for sex or sex related… whatever.
What in the living hell could somebody do for $5,500.00 per hour that they didn’t need to go to medical school to learn?



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I wonder if that doesn’t include some illegal party favors: some coke, a hit or two off an ice pipe……
For that price I imagine that whatever the customer wants the customer gets.
Julie on March 10th, 2008 at 7:14 pm | Link
Apparently the guy spent 80,000 dollars on hookers. When all is said and done, I bet it will be far more than that.
I agree. That’s a lot of cash.
You know that feeling you get right after climax? I wonder if he thought wow, that was good… $5,500… WHAT!!! Booh Hooo!! Cry Cry Cry
Another thing… I blame his wife. She wasn’t satisfying him. She lost her spark and he went someware else.
Reminder to women… Guys like sex and you need to be a little dirt sometimes and take control. If you don’t they will wander.
he could’ve wandered with something a little less expensive. but i’m sure the high rates also provide the discretion intended for public faces who are looking to get their bone smooched.
Your complaint here is about the amount? So what is your limit for what you’d pay for sex? If you can figure that and then do a percentage comparison to your income, Eliot’s income, you can come up with a value that might make you see what he was after. Or it might make Eliot log on and ask why the hell you were spending 5-10% of your net worth on sex, when he would never spend more than .02%.
Yeah?
greg on April 7th, 2008 at 2:22 pm | Link