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My Biggest Complaint About Elf Yourself

Seriously, whether it’s my face or your face or someone else’s face, it’s the same ****. I do not want to see the same elf body dancing around. I get these emails about once a week. The movie didn’t even come out this year. Stop it.

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2 Comments

  1. Sounds like you might be a candidate for ScroogeYourself.com! :)

  2. I agree. You should Scrooge Yourself. I really like the holiday campaign, and there isn’t a movie attached to the holiday site. It’s for OfficeMax.

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