Stuff I didn’t know before this election……
1. The only conceivable reason a person would vote for a white man who is running against a black man is because they are racist.
2. Racism…NOT OK. Sexism…NOT OK. Ageism…OK.
3. The only important voter demographic is plumbers making more than $250,000.
4. Plumbers make more than $250,000.
5. When an employee is fired for coming to work drunk, operating company machinery while drunk, showing up late, tasering a child with company equipment, and threatening people, it is important to investigate the ethics surrounding the firing of that individual.
6. Being a governor is “better” experience than being a senator.
I’m not sure if I am glad I learned these things or I’m horrified that politics is so hypocritical.
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Well put. I didn’t even consider #2, but that’s a very good point.
Smart Person on November 4th, 2008 at 12:20 pm | Link
This is really funny stuff! Nice Job
Jeff on November 4th, 2008 at 12:24 pm | Link
vote for me then.i promise the 800 billion will not go to the banks it will be givien to blacks for reperations and whatis left over will be paid out to the people and i will pain the white house black and gold and do restorations to the white house to make it look like the egyptian pyramids. and replace lady liberty head with my head… i will free All criminals and jail the rich.
Am I the only one here thats more than a little afraid of scarycat?
sarge on November 4th, 2008 at 2:02 pm | Link
At least scarycat didn’t post anything about raping this time.
Atlas on November 4th, 2008 at 2:04 pm | Link
At least scarycat is aptly named. I think scarycat needs to take a deep breath and have a cold one.
Scarycat? is that really you? Wow I didn’t think you would ever post in your defense. Wow its really good to see you on here scarycat. Never thought a president elect would post on this forum!
mark on November 7th, 2008 at 10:02 am | Link
You make good points. Sadly, McCain had no shot against the rock star. Our society has elevated star quality and stage presence to a ridiculous level.
Sarah on January 7th, 2009 at 7:25 pm | Link