If I ever call you on your mobile phone, I’m assuming that you’re not taking a big dump. Why would you want a voice in your ear when you’re dropping a deuce? I like to feel like I’m alone during a hefty BM and I assume most other people do.
So why on Earth do people insist on answering their mobile phones while crapping? And why must they do it when I’m dumping beside them?
Well the question isn’t important. I’m declaring at this moment that the next person who answers their phone beside me while I’m dropping the kids off at the pool is gonna get flushed on. That’s right. I will flush the toilet in the middle of your conversation and totally blow up your spot. The men’s room is a place of sanctuary. I don’t want to be interrupted, mid-turd, by your conversation.
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I do confess, at home, I love to take my laptop in the can with me. WiFi was made for getting business done and there’s no place to do business like the can. I can bust through all my email while I’m busting through.
I don’t talk on the phone while I’m releasing hostages but I do love to skype. I will usually be very forthright with whomever I’m chatting. Although I’ve threatened, I’ve never been called on my dare to go video on the can.
i would expect nothing less from a wookie.
Dude, you don’t even want to know what Ewoks do.
I can’t stand walking into a bathroom where someone is on the phone in the stall while running a low-altitude bombing attack, that’s just wrong on so many levels. Not to mention I’ve been on the other end of one of those calls, and it sounded like the person was talking in a tin can…
This complaint needs a picture to go with it.
Kapusta is right! A picture would be awesome as long as we don’t see anything brown.
i think audio would be more appropriate, actually. i should travel with a digital recorder.