My Biggest Complaint About Drugs In The Drinking Water

Short and sweet… my biggest complaint about drugs in the drinking water is that I don’t live in any of the affected cities.

I’m not being trite about it and saying “oh, dude, I’d love some dope in my tap water”. Nope, not what I’m talking about.

I do wish they put prozac in the water. Especially in my neighborhood. Hell, forget the neighborhood, just start with the water cooler at work. I would even separate out the adult fountains from the kid fountains. “No, that’s mommy’s fountain. You go drink from yours.”